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Smart toothbrush (hexbear.net)
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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

capitalist-laugh ‘you may not continue your toothbrush experience’

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Im like wtf is a toothbrush experience? These enshittifiers are corny i-cant

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Communism no toothbrush waltuh

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

soviet-hmm "there's a difference between private property and personal property. your toothbrush is your personal pro...

porky-happy "um actually, no, the toothbrush is a service"

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

folks, it finally happened

capitalism is when no toothbrush

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

This is why there's so much nostalgia for the 90's among people who don't understand politics.

[–] TrueStalinistPatriot@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Communism is when no toothbrush but also capitalism is when no toothbrush...

CELEBRATE COMRADES FOR WE'VE ALREADY ACHIEVED COMMUNISM!

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

smart toothbrush that doesn't work without being logged in to your account suggests the account is a goddamn paid subscription WHAT

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Probably not subscription based, just advertisement and tooth data collection lmao

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 0 points 2 months ago

all-my-apes-gone You finally, really did it...! YOU TANKIES! YOU CONFISCATED IT! AHHH Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL