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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by TheUltimateCommunist@lemmygrad.ml to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

You guys never back down from an argument or a fight, and dunk libs to oblivion to bring honor to the left 🤣. That is typical Klingon behavior.

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[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

It's true, we even had our own Civil War

"You are an honorless petaq! Of course targs should not be kept outside!"

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

i don't drink nearly enough prune juice to be a klingon

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Where can I find the Borg of the left?

Assimilate me mommy! 😩

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

drone_rights was banned

Wouldn’t the Borg be like parties because you assimilate into the party?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, and where's the fucking party?

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Klingons never stop talking about how brave and honourable they are, but they skulk around in cloaked ships and have never hesitated to kill unarmed civilians in the heat of battle. They ignored Cardassia for decades while it ravaged Bajor and started a war with the Federation, but invaded as soon as the military regime fell and they elected a civilian government.

Klingons are Americans.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Gagh isn't vegan and bloodwine is questionable at best

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm the Ferengi of the left rommunism

[-] TheUltimateCommunist@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aren’t the Ferengi capitalism in the flesh?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Mostly. But in one episode Rom tries to unionize the bar employees and when Quark confronts him on it he directly quotes Marx right to his face. So that's why we have the rommunism emoji and where I got this handle.

[-] zongor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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