No fuck that. Honey comes in glass jars from a local beekeeper. Like this
End of debate.
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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Everything should come in mason jars. They are durable, reusable, accessible and timeless.
Isn't the seal on them single use though? I got kilner clip top jars instead as the rubber ring on them should last longer before replacing. Got 2L of apple chutney in them so far and making more today.
Don't mason jars have to have a clasp. Otherwise it's just a jar.
Just a general jar then. Mason doesn't have a patent on it anymore and anyone can use it.
solution: sell bear-shaped jars to local beekeepers
I’ve totally bought local honey packaged in bear-jars. I don’t understand where all this hate is coming from
Edit oop. Missed.
No. Politely go to hell.
NO YOU GO TO HELL.
Sorry. I like the bears.
Oh dang they're a pope when they tell you to go to hell I think that makes you a bizarrosaint.
Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.
Weird way to say
Haha GmbH Honig. Raus mit diesem korpo Scheiß.
The fuck? Das ist das Glas, was ich bei unserem 86 Jahre alten Imker alle paar Wochen hole. Die Bienen sind seit 3 Generationen in der Familie.
verkauft er seinen Honig vielleicht an die Firma?
Kann ja sein
Ist aber nicht der einzige lokale Imker, bei dem mit dieses Label untergekommen ist.
Möglicherweise verkaufen alle gleich.
Ja, worauf ich raus will: bei mir ist das Glas gleichbedeutend mit "lokaler Kleinimker'
I usually get my honey in a mason jar with a hand written label...
I just want my cocaine to come packed the same way
If honey comes in a bear container, you know it's shit honey (assuming there's even honey in it).
Wonder if it’s the same person who put soy sauce into tiny little plastic fish.
(Seriously, those things are terrible wastes of plastic.)
But plastic fish shaped plastic mini bottles is the only way we know how to distribute tiny amounts of soy sauce so they can end up in the waste bin.
And not good for our health, you can taste the difference from plastic vs glass. That means plastic is leeching into the food
The fact that plastic does that is why water bottles have an expiry date.
Anyway everybody knows Coke tastes better out of a glass bottle.
"The bear is sticky with honey.”
Classic Gavin Belson
Brb gotta make a self-lubricating dildo