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solution: sell bear-shaped jars to local beekeepers
I’ve totally bought local honey packaged in bear-jars. I don’t understand where all this hate is coming from
Edit oop. Missed.
No. Politely go to hell.
NO YOU GO TO HELL.
Sorry. I like the bears.
Solution, keep bees in cellar. Train them to attack your enemies, but get the wrong bees so all they do is land and walk around, tickling/itching the bejesuschristsuperstar out of the victim after a good terror laugh.
Oh dang they're a pope when they tell you to go to hell I think that makes you a bizarrosaint.