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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Please turn in your noses and standby for reeducation. Thank you for your cooperation, comrades.

If you see any strange nose having owls, please proceed with caution. They will sniff you.

If you yourself start growing a nose, please snort five (5) tablespoons of robotissin and make peace with whatever gods you follow.

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[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

It has never been a better time to be an non-mammal. No-nose-gang stay winning

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 12 hours ago

This is not where I thought this thing was going, but I'm glad I've been following along and look forward to any future developments.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

Revisionism, Stalin had a nose.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

I haven't had a nose since my uncle took my nose when I was a toddler and forgot to give it back

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

You cant bury the nose stash allegations this time comrade I will have your face plastered all over town as a nose enjoyer you can’t take away our nose rights I will make everyone have noses with my nose agenda

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Listen here you little shit. Noses aren't even that important, they're one of the least important senses. Where's your mouth, huh? Where is it? HOW DO YOU EAT?!

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

When you smell food thats the food traveling into your nose you see. So therefore smelling the food is eating it in a sense you see?

Anyway I gain my nutrition via suppositories

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

UGH! Disgusting!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

HOW DO YOU EAT?!

Schnlorp

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago

Fine I will turn it in (-_-メ)

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

Just stop being nosy, simple fix smug-explain

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I have taken several of the noses and farted on them

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

Seems like their reeducation is going well then. Carry on, comrade.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nose posting is praxis and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Give me your nose, right now. This has to stop.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 16 hours ago

Why are you being so nosy?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You tankies will NEVER have my nose. You already have a giant one that you all share you don't need mine

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago