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prime spot for the usage of this awful meme
Nobody:
Israel: We did not kill Charlie Kirk!
People are asking a lot of questions already answered by my "Israel didn't kill Charlie Kirk" t-shirt.
How often do countries deny responsibility for assassinations conducted halfway around the world?
If Tuvalu had to claim they didn't dome JFK I'd be awfully suspicious
this would be an incredible bit
Nick Mullen becomes foreign minister for a tiny county in the global south and they begin loudly and ostentatiously denying responsibility for every single assassination and terrorist attack that occurs worldwide
The more times he repeats it, the more believable it gets
My "Israel did not kill Charlie Kirk" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
So uhhh, does this mention that he led off with a Goebbels quote?
He what
He starts off with quoting goebbels about how a big lie can spread quickly or whatever
i had to cackle pretty hard when bibi left a message behind a lamp with a fake israeli flag.
"we didnt kill CK" in front of an honest to god false flag lmao
whoever is holding the lathe is really funny but this is hack shit. this is tom clancy level shlock. give me that thing you idiot.
You know... the first two times Netanyahu made a statement saying he didn't do it I believed him.
This third time Netanyahu made a statement about not killing Chuckie K. is making me rethink my previous opinion.
what the hell
You know, I didn't think they did but now I'm starting to doubt that assumption.
them putting out this video definitely makes me more inclined to believe they did something
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Israel is poking the bee hive. It might not be prudent of them but they caught the fascism tiger by the tail so they’re locked on this course for now.
They know what they're doing
Wag the dog? /j
Same energy
No one said you did, bro.
Now I'm beginning to wonder why they doth protest so much
Man.... I found out yesterday that im only two degrees of separation from Bibi.
I will not mention how or why publicly because it will dox me and that actually sucks because it's very fucking obvious upon hindsight.
- Bibi
- Mossad Handler
- Feinsteins_Ghost
- Charlie Kirk
Im really bummed.
My fingers keeps typing shit and I keep reading it and I can't figure out how to be vague about it because if I explain any of it- the setting, the items that clued me in, or the context for being there I will absolutely give myself away. It is too specific in any context.
The important thing is that you brought the fertilizer 
- Bibi
- Diane Feinstein
- Feinsteins_Ghost
we disavow 
If it makes you feel any better, anyone that'd met a national level politician is likely only one or few degrees separate from bibi as well. Like if I ever met one of my state's senators because they're running around trying to fish for votes in an election year, I myself would be officially one degree separate from bibi, and a whole lot of other people, just from that interaction.
And if it's something more personal, just remember you're your own person
This person is in his employ. That's all I'll say.
a) 2 degrees hotter or colder than portland
b) horseshoe seperated by 2 degrees
c) He lives below the seperation distance of 2 dig reeds
d) 2 degrees of seperation, if you seperate 2 degrees you get one degree and since degree starts with d ..... i go one option before or after d and since d is the last option the answer has to be c
So they definitely killed him.
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I wasn't even thinking Israel but now with the modern day Hitler making more noise about this + him being the first politician freak that tweeted about Charlie being shot (even before Trump), I wonder if they did it as some combination of strategy of tensions and Kirk doing something to piss off the zionist lobby.
Could just be jangling keys in people's faces to get them focused on something else, Israel murders people for a lot less.
Methinks the monster doth protest too much
OHHHH WHAT I SAYYYY
They totally did it.
You know what? I believe ‘em.