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Man.... I found out yesterday that im only two degrees of separation from Bibi.
I will not mention how or why publicly because it will dox me and that actually sucks because it's very fucking obvious upon hindsight.
Im really bummed.
My fingers keeps typing shit and I keep reading it and I can't figure out how to be vague about it because if I explain any of it- the setting, the items that clued me in, or the context for being there I will absolutely give myself away. It is too specific in any context.
My handler says to tell your handler to call him
Are we the baddies?
The important thing is that you brought the fertilizer
we disavow
a) 2 degrees hotter or colder than portland
b) horseshoe seperated by 2 degrees
c) He lives below the seperation distance of 2 dig reeds
d) 2 degrees of seperation, if you seperate 2 degrees you get one degree and since degree starts with d ..... i go one option before or after d and since d is the last option the answer has to be c
If it makes you feel any better, anyone that'd met a national level politician is likely only one or few degrees separate from bibi as well. Like if I ever met one of my state's senators because they're running around trying to fish for votes in an election year, I myself would be officially one degree separate from bibi, and a whole lot of other people, just from that interaction.
And if it's something more personal, just remember you're your own person
This person is in his employ. That's all I'll say.