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[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

because of woke.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hacked their account and found their stash of nose pics

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fuck fuck fuck don't tell them about my nose thing

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Those who nose

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

My son is also named Dort

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Opsec, to throw off their AFP handler

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Poor handler. Imagine being my handler and having to read all the nonsense only to discover I'm just a weird loser that isn't cool enough to do anything illegal.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's nothing interesting. I just realised having 5 years of posting sitting around is probably due for a clean.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about Dart_Owl and you're just smoking Winnie blues outside Paramatta station while wearing a high vis vest (do they make them owl sized??)

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I wonder who'd build an owl sized birdbath?

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Digievolution

I cant decide if I want to be a sexy angel or a guy with jeans, myself

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Prior knowledge: Dirt owl, lives in dirt, full of piss

New knowldege: Dort owl, lives in "dort?"???????????????????????????? get our top men on this

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

get our top men on this

Why not top women? top-use-words

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

In linguistics, apophony is an alternation of vowel (quality) within a word that indicates grammatical information (often inflectional). It is also known as ablaut, (vowel) gradation, (vowel) mutation, alternation, internal modification, stem modification, stem alternation, replacive morphology, stem mutation, or internal inflection.

[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

The current scientific consensus is that it was electron capture decay

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

The "Purpose" section reads like a parody of a Wiki article.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

best variety tbh

[–] booty@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

@Shitbird@hexbear.net stole their dirt and immediately left again

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

a high powered water hose

[–] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

never mind that, when will they become DTRT_Owl? how long must we wait?

[–] SickSemper@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] D61@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

More aerodynamic as a "dort" type owl than a "dirt" type owl.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Resale value of Dort License Plates.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

wipe the account ig

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Fourth instar of the cycle

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Petition to bring back downvotes for this comment right here