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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 140 points 1 month ago (5 children)

When it's not Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Imagine Dragons are the new Nickelback.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Relax... Take a deep breath...

Iiiiiiiiinnnnn...........

Oooouuuuutttt.......

WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST

[–] DavidP@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely where I live it was. I used to cycle between all the rock radio stations when listening to music and around the time that song came out it was all the radios would play. I actually liked the song when it first came out but it got so overplayed.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the only clip that makes me willingly listen to imagine dragons: https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginedragons/comments/dh21ul/city_blackout_perfectly_syncs_with_believer_sound/

(Sorry for link from "that site")

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[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I'M WAKING UP TO ASH AND DUST

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[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like Imagine Dragons - Radioactive comes on.

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Shotgun and 5.56 combo sounds like amateur sound design for sure....it's perfect

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's the radio ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

And passing it off as a bald eagle

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My local rock station started playing straight-up modern pop hits a couple years ago. Could have at least left it at pop rock, there's no shortage of that ...

Though they never pretended to be brutal, they were always about classic rock and 90s pop rock. AFAIK they didn't even play Black Sabbath.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's depressing. My local station is still rockin' hard with "A Little Bit Off" by FFDP on repeat, with some Metallica and Black Sabbath sprinkled in. They do the cringy "we do things the other stations won't" innuendos, but they don't gave a morning show and don't play ads on my drive home (except for their own station), so I'm happy.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“A Little Bit Off” by FFDP on repeat

Gross.

Yeah, I hear it 1-2x/day, and I only listen for about an hour. That's a pretty high hit-rate when there are so many great classics.

But at least they're still playing rock instead of throwing in random pop stuff.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All your favorite classic rock hits from Nirvana to Metallica!

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If only, Metallica is way too hard for them. Their main thing is 70s rock, minus Black Sabbath and punk.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If it's anything like I hear they just play Enter Sandman and Nothing Else Matters and lump it in with Ozzy's Crazy Train and consider that their hard core "classic rock"

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[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The other classic

I'm a big fan of this very specific type of greentext

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the OG. i think I like that one more

[–] lime@feddit.nu 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

rock you like a hurricane is way too edgy a choice. i'd go with i wanna rock and roll all night

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk that song’s pretty edgy, it’s about le sex, if you didn’t know 😏

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time Baba O'Reilly by The Who ends, my brain adds in "Q104" before the next song starts

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As happens to everyone who grew up in the greater Cleveland area in the '90s

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Must be more than one Q104. Mine was out of NYC.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Huh, looks like there were a few of them owned by the same group. Gross.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Q104.3 was dank as fuck

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Same, steeped in that 104.3.

There was also a weird jazz station on AM (not 88.3FM) that'd show up on Sunday nights, but only for a few hours? I still don't know what it was but I loved it.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This sounds like a GTA radio station

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

My instant reaction to this was an overwhelming sense of vice city nostalgia

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This feels like a "Sex FM" thing.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's sex FM and why didn't I think of it first?

[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, do radio stations like that still exist?

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

THERE'S TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC NO TRAFFIC THERE'S TRAFFIC

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am not sure how to read this. Is it a reference to something in particular ? are the two interlaced texts happening in parallel ? what is the link between a radio announcement and killing dogs in a nursery ?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it's very common for radio personalities to be like "THIS IS THE REAL STATION FOR HARD ALT CLASSICS, KEEP YOUR GRANDMA AWAY!" and then play the same 200 song playlist as every other station because radio has been captured by iHeartMedia and homogenized to hell and back.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm grateful every day that my rock station is independent, and they still play Black Sabbath and Tool and whatnot. It's still pretty repetitive, but that's because there's not a ton of new rock music.

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

There is an absolutely insane amount of new rock music. More rock music is being made today than ever before in the history of music.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im grateful that Tool finally gave in to public pressure and allowed their music to be streamed. When ITunes first came out and other streaming platforms became a thing. Tool refused to let their music be streamed because they wanted to “preserve the album experience”. It wasn’t until 2019 that you could find Tool on Spotify.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do they not realise you can stream an album?

I think the only functioning CD player I have is in my car. Assuming it works, I've never actually used it.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

I love buying CDs but almost never insert them into a drive after initially ripping them to add to my MP3 collection

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So greentext is usually used like quotation marks or asterisks to denote roleplaying. Here it's being used to denote a soundboard like radio DJ's use.

The reference is to American classical rock stations that use very aggressive sound bumpers but play very milktoast music, usually the same 40 songs since the 80's

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think milquetoast is the word you want; milktoast is phonetically correct but that spelling refers to a breakfast dish.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Interesting. Milquetoast. I'll need to internalize that spelling, thank you

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tell me that "milktoast" isn't something that people eat.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago

my stepdad used to tear up bread and eat it in milk like cereal. I've seen some shit

[–] Juice@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

This does not boad well

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