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Jesus wept (slrpnk.net)
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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dude. People. Listen to me:

That whole album was GREAT, beginning to end. It's seriously so good. People slept on it and only ever heard Story of A Girl. Go listen to the first song and see if it isn't great or the third song (If I Am). It's all so catchy, tight, and optimistic/refreshing. Great harmonies. I never get a chance to talk about it, so thank you for coming to my lecture.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 9 months ago

I like your enthusiasm. Your description reminded me ever so slightly of Patrick Batemans diatribe on Huey Lewis and the news (from American Psycho)

That's all.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Oh dear. Thank you?

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Who cried a river and drowned the whole world

[-] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her

[-] WndyLady@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago
[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Then everyone died. The end.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Please don't drown the whole world again, Jesus.

[-] RembrandtQEinstein@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] kucing@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Don't forget the capo on 2nd fret for heaven's sake.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

You sneaky bugger. Now that song’s going to be stuck in my head on repeat all night!

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

[-] cedeho@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he's a shiny golden God.

[-] MonsterWithBow@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

If you think it's time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control

[-] cedeho@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock

[-] taanegl@beehaw.org 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it's greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn't remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

[-] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Original joke by Johnny Sun. Highly recommend his book "Everyone's A Aliebn" because it's adorable and kinda heartbreaking.

[-] TheSanSabaSongbird 4 points 9 months ago

Nice! I'm a Telecaster man as well! Me and Jesus.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass"

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