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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 42 points 4 months ago

"Why the hell are you arresting my workers? I voted for you to go after all the other ones!"

[–] protist@mander.xyz 39 points 4 months ago

“People don’t understand that if we don’t get more labor, our cows don’t get milked and our crops don’t get picked,” said Tim Wood, a dairy farmer and a member of the Pennsylvania Farm Bureau board of directors.

We actually do understand. We really, really do understand. I would wonder what your understanding of this situation is?

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

if this degree of labor scarcity is enough to elicit tears and heart attacks from the capitalists, imagine how effective a general strike would be

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

Have the day you voted for, morons!

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

“We need people to do the jobs Americans are too spoiled to do.” Cool, how much you paying? How long have you been squating on generational land? F-You

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

unfortunately for Republicans, you can't throw the cake into the abyss and eat it too

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well actually you can, just throw yourself into the abyss as well

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

thinking face

wait, is this a trap?!!! there are libs down there I bet!!!

jokes on them I came prepared

pulls out AR15 with bump stock and 60 round drum magazine and cocks it

jumps off cliff into darkness

splat

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

We warned you. Fuck around and find out!

[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

Have the day you inbred red fucks voted for

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

What a bunch of fucking morons.