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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

thinking face

wait, is this a trap?!!! there are libs down there I bet!!!

jokes on them I came prepared

pulls out AR15 with bump stock and 60 round drum magazine and cocks it

jumps off cliff into darkness

splat