this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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thinking face
wait, is this a trap?!!! there are libs down there I bet!!!
jokes on them I came prepared
pulls out AR15 with bump stock and 60 round drum magazine and cocks it
jumps off cliff into darkness
splat