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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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'The whole thing is screwed up': Farmers in deep-red Pennsylvania struggle to find workers (www.politico.com)
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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

unfortunately for Republicans, you can't throw the cake into the abyss and eat it too

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well actually you can, just throw yourself into the abyss as well

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

thinking face

wait, is this a trap?!!! there are libs down there I bet!!!

jokes on them I came prepared

pulls out AR15 with bump stock and 60 round drum magazine and cocks it

jumps off cliff into darkness

splat