Leopards Ate My Face

Have they tried budgeting or making coffee at home?

This is the Find Out stage.

Keep voting red you stupid fuckers.

Farmers will sell their land to someone with more money.

More consolidation is what this country needs. /s

Oh NO! ALL they wanted was to be able to Kill Black Kids on their Driveway! They DIDNT know it would Effect their WALLETS too!

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

Oh no! If only there had been some way for farmers to know this was going to happen! Like Trump telling them it was going to happen! Or every economist in the country warning it was going to happen! Or Trump doing the same thing in his first term! WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN???

It's not a dire situation for the people who want his land.

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPENING. AGAIN. AFTER HE CAMPAIGNED ON LITERALLY THE SAME THING THAT CAUSED THIS THE FIRST TIME.

They can always blame Biden (Joe or Hunter), Obama, or trans people! 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Oh no.

The consequences of your own voting.

Just like Canada is, China is specifically targeting people who voted red and I have zero sympathy. In fact, I applaud them in this instance.

Every one of these people had more than 8 years to see what Trump was like before voting.

It’ll probably be hard for them to buy some tarifer potash and fertilizer next year after their reduced sales this harvest, but it’s what they wanted.

The biggest purchaser of soy and corn was the US govt, which purchased it for foreign aid.

Well the farmers voted GOP because they opposed all that foreign aid, so Trump removed it.

This isn't even a "I never thought leopards would eat MY face" this is more "I specifically asked for my face to be eaten by leopards".

What's that you say? Soybeans are a complimentary crop for corn, and those same soybean farmers will now have to carry this utter loss into corn planting season? I wonder how many farmers fail this season and don't plant next season.

Have the day you voted for.

Fuck these dipshits, they ALL voted for this. Let them all suffer deeply for their stupidity. I hate this timeline where morons are running the show everywhere.

Liberals become wishy washy and lose elections

Let GOP get in charge

GOP destroys the export economy

Americans are all now forced to eat mointains of feminizing soy

The secret long term plot against conservatives to turn them all gay and trans is almost complete!

Rice and beans, friend. And you got lots of beans to eat.

Man is racism expensive.

Farmers:

Votes for Trump

Loses business because of Tariff backlash

Gets bailed out

Votes for Trump two more times

Loses business because of Tariff backlash

Who could have seen this coming?

Tough shit and the fuckers voted for this disaster. The corporate farms are going to be buying a lot of cheap family farms.

Turns out fascism is bad for international trade. If only anyone could've seen that coming. 🙄

I was about to suggest that maybe not all farmers voted for trump and thus they may not deserve the financial hardship, then I read this

"Despite his support for Trump, Ragland has become increasingly vocal about the need for immediate trade resolution. “We desperately need to get something rectified quickly with China, our biggest export customer,” he told CNN. “We wanna encourage the administration to get a proactive trade deal done.”

lol, gfy.

Hoping these mf divas get exactly and specifically what what they voted for.

Seems like a good time to be a tofu producer.

That’s ok, you don’t have anyone to harvest them anyway.

In other words, he's republican and expects special treatment than other Americans. Traitors.

Perfectly good taxpayer subsidized food rotting in the ground, I sure feel great again. /s

Bailout incoming.