Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.
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I'll try most things once.
Have you tried Pilk?
What's pilk
Pepsi + Milk
In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk
That might actually taste good comparitably.
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I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.
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I would honestly try it. And regret it
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Ah yes, the Billie Irish
This is a crime.
A crime of passion.
Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness
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If I did this I'd be worried every time I started my car
Fucking hell, this one took me a while
When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...
Everything sounds like AI to me now.
Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)
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Irish weeping noises
Just more drinking?
What the fuck does that monster mean by "Super Dry"...
Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I've usually only seen it applied to alcohol.
It's normally used in alcohol specifically to refer to liquid with low fermentable sugars remaining, typically meant that it's been fermented "fully". Beers like Japanese lagers have both low fermentable and (mostly) non fermentable sugars left (and are tasty)
Source: former process engineer in a brewery
Monster Nitro refers to Monster Nitro Super Dry, an energy drink that uses nitrous oxide for a smooth, creamy, and "dry" texture and a citrus flavor. It contains a classic Monster energy blend, including caffeine, taurine, and B-vitamins, to provide an energy boost. The drink is packaged in 16-ounce cans and has a unique, light, and fizzy feel similar to fine champagne.
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Guinster or nothing.
My heart hurts just looking at that.
I vomited yesterday looking at this today.
Cursed stout snakebite
OMG... I didn't even drink that and I still want to puke.
I'll be trying it next Friday though, lol
This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.
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Thanks! I hate it.
Death to yea and pox on your family.
Is monster actually that green colour? I've never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design
What's "normal" for energy drinks? It's all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything
Edit: but, yes. It's that color
Golden piss is actually pretty normal:
You'd think Monsters would be green, but they're not actually. At least, not the main flavor.
ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.
The nitro one is that atomic green, though
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Can you don’t?
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