Do you know how much I'd pay for an autistic dog
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Sir that’s a cat.
My dog is nonverbal, prone to hyperfixation, very sensitive to sounds, never gets bored of the same walk to the same park, likes to eat the same thing for every meal, and has approximately 3 emotions, angry, excited, and asleep.
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We'll soon have to quarantine people from the USA lol.
For sure. We're gonna drop under the minimum vaccine threshold for measles, smallpox, polio, and more. Leave us to roll in our own filth Edit: smallpox is eradicated in the wild. did not know that
It worries me when people say this, because it implies that you guys just regurgitate stuff without understanding it at all. There is no minimum vaccine threshold anywhere in the world for smallpox, it is eradicated, same with polio with the exceptions of a few isolated areas. The US is not unique in not vaccinating for smallpox, nobody but soldiers and researchers are still vaccinated for smallpox worldwide and most countries do not generally vaccinate for polio, because it doesn't exist in the wild in most countries. There are so many scary things that could happen because of people not vaccinating. The return of smallpox would require more than vaccine hesitancy though let alone the US "stopping vaccinating against it." The US has not routinely vaccinated for smallpox since 1972. This would require a lab leak or bioterrorism. Please, being ignorant in the correct direction is really not that much better than ignorance in the wrong direction. Learn more about issues.
Polio is on the rise again. New wild variants as well as vaccine derived strands are contributing to it.
When vaccination rate and access to healthcare are good, this does not cause an issue, but if it lowers, or if the health system is deliberately destroyed like in Gaza, it creates the ground for a new outbreak.
https://www.who.int/news/item/28-07-2025-statement-of-the-forty-second-meeting-of-the-polio-ihr-emergency-committee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Gaza_Strip_polio_epidemic
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Maybe the problem will solve itself?
They'll all get rabies and then spread it by biting each other.
28 States Later
Have you ever seen us manage a problem that we didn't share with the rest of the world? Were that asshole who caught Covid and then went to the pubs as a malicious joke.
Hey, I said maybe!
The MAGA zombie: Rabid, riddled with infectious diseases and shitting themselves everywhere from drinking raw milk.
World War Z 2.0 is going to be fun.
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Please don't. Rabies is one the most horrifing thing in the world. Horror level stuff. And by the time you see the first sypthoms it's already to late. Please, please don't fuck with it.
Rabies is the one thing I would 100%, no question, suicide over.
By the time you have an inkling of what might be the problem, the die is cast. I'd rather just end it at that point as well.
I'd probably just get myself to a research hospital. Might as well give some smart people a chance to use my sufferers to maybe help others one day.
If I did come out the other end severely disabled I'd end it if I had any remembrance of my self.
Honestly I moght come off as an asshole but anyone that is dumb enough to not vax their pets against it deserves to get rabies.
Yes, they deserve it. The child their "wouldn't hurt a fly" fighting dog hospitalised doesn't deserve it though.
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Isn't the whole thing with dogs is that they're definitely autistic wolves and that's why they like us?
Edit: It was hyper sociability linked to missing DNA, which mirrors a human condition called Williams-Buren syndrome that causes similar behavior in humans.
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.1700398
tl;dr: it was probably neurodivergent human going "omg that wolf is just like me!" but actually being correct and not getting eaten that led to the first domesticated dogs.
I’d say cats are autistic. Don’t like eye contact, simultaneously want stimulation but are easily over stimulated, etc. Dogs? Adhd with the hyperfocus. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Ball. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.
*my completely made up opinion.
if you think about it every opinion is made up
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No.
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My vet told me my rescue dog already has "the -tisims".
She's crazy, but I can't imagine how insane she'd be with full blown rabies. No, our Bean is getting vaccinated.
Bean is adorbz, please smooch her soft lil head for me 🥰
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My cat got cancer from the rabies vaccine, had to get his leg amputated, and now has a month or two left to live, so it's not completely outrageous to be weary. It's called an injection site or vaccine sarcoma. I'm not anti-vax, though. But I am sad about my cat's declining health.
No doctor or immunologist would ever claim that a vaccine (or any medical treatment) is wholly without risk. It's just that the risk of vaccine injury, or in your sad case, vaccine induced sarcoma, is vastly outweighed by the risk of the disease that is being vaccinated against.
Yep, the risks are smaller compared to the benefit for the masses.
After my second covid shot I lost use of my range of motion in that arm. I needed my wife to help me put shirts and jackets on. Took maybe 2 years till I could reach overhead, or scratch my back.
My friends wife had it much much worse, she got that half face/neck paralysis issue. Doc says 7-10 years to recover. (And maybe not fully)
But these are rare reactions
My dad had the same thing happen, he was a side sleeper but he has to switch to sleeping on his back because rolling on his side causes him excruciating pain. I had never heard of it prior to that. Hope you get better soon!
If your dad is at all wide and spends a lot of time with his hands close in front of him, e.g., mouse and keyboard, phone for hours on end, game controllers, electronics or model working, etc., have him get his shoulders x-rayed to check for developing bone spurs. I used to sleep on my side until excruciating pain began, but my previous doctor kept telling me he wanted to focus on other health issues first. When I told my current GP, she immediately checked and found bone spurs, and sent me to PT. At physical therapy, they said this type of issue is becoming increasingly common as people of the fatter generations are aging, and spending more time on electronics. They taught me some exercises and stretches and my pain is now more manageable.
At-least its better than someone dying a horrific and gruesome death.
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I fucking hate this timeline.
Oh yes!
During an appointment for our dog or cat (I don't remember which pet it was) at the vet a few years ago, the veterinarian said, "He's due for his rabies shot," and we could see how nervous she was. We said yes, do it, and she relaxed immediately.
She said that she's had some people who had gone off on her about vaccines when she recommended them.
I really don't get that attitude presumably you have a pet because you like them. You want them to be healthy, kids, meh, whatever, but my cat getting all her shots.
It is amazing how so many people just assume so many things are just made up because they haven't ever experienced them personally. If their dog gets rabies and gives it to them they are likely to be a dead person walking before they realize how stupid that choice was.
To say nothing of the people that just seem to think things like Measles, Mumps, and Rubella were just apparently no big deal and the MMR vaccine only exists to put microchips in their kids or some nonsense. It is hard to believe so few people have even a passing familiarity with historical things that were everyday life as recently as when their grandparents and maybe parents were kids.
My wife made a joke about not wanting our dummy cat to have autism to each other, and we noticed a vet start to get real angry.
Tried to explain it was a joke but she was already annoyed at us.
Daugtism
That's just my dog stimming
Couple of things. Everywhere I've lived required a dog license and rabies vaccine. OTOH, the only way to enforce this is when your dog gets chunked in jail without tags.
Rabies is more rare than most seem to think. My drunk dumbass picked up a mouse on my wedding night and got bit. Panicked so I looked up the numbers. Turns out the mice and several other mammals won't pass rabies to humans. Had no idea!
This county and the one next door are mostly wild, and I'm out in it, so this is a concern for me. Turns out that for the entire state of Florida, there were only 110 cases reported for all of 2024. 1 dog. Almost every other case was a coon or a bat.
https://www.floridahealth.gov/diseases-and-conditions/rabies/_documents/rabies-case-map-2024.pdf
That's a testament to our vaccine efforts over the decades. Sounds like we've already started losing our advantage.
Fun Fact: Did you know they have an oral vaccine that can be used as a sort of bait?
... My ex wife.
I know, real trophy I snagged with her.
So if an antivaxxer gets bitten by an animal that has rabies, are they allowed to turn down the rabies vaccine?...
Because then we'd just have an antivaxxer walking around that's a ticking time bomb waiting to zomb out.
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I was skeptical about dogs being on various spectrums, but then I met one who is definitely ADHD.
Also, not the slightest bit surprised about antivaxxers being coocoo about animals, too. The percentages are still jaw-dropping though, seen from the other side of the pond.
Getting ludicrous now
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