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Get this! Mike Johnson is now claiming — with no evidence whatsoever — that Donald Trump once served as an FBI informant to help dismantle sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking network. Johnson told reporters Trump “was an FBI informant in an effort to take Epstein down.”
I’M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣
Insane, rotten, fuckers, Pedo POS.
It must have been so hard for Trump to rape hundreds of children with Epstein to gain his trust. That is what you have to do to stop a pedophile though! /S
You really think the guy himself wouldn't be bragging about it 247 if this was the case.
Then release the files so we can all read the epic tale of Trump defender of women and girls.
Surely there is an FBI file including some kind of debrief interview where this is all laid plain. As long as no one has ordered purges of records and documents based on specific keywords regardless of context there is almost guaranteed to be such a recording/transcript, right?
It's open and shut for an actual FBI informant that currently holds the office of president to produce and provide that kind of documentation, and surely it will be called for with at least as much vigor as Obama's birth certificate by the exact same people who were even then only trying to protect the sanctity of the office of the president. Any minute now.
Oh ok, so they caught him pedophiling, and used him like a little bitch to catch more of his pedophile friends while they pedophile together.
Even magas can't be buying this
Oh you sweet summer child.
"Trump is really a hero in this. The best hero."
(And yes, they can believe it.)
So best case scenario he's a rat. I mean this is an obvious lie, but it's so fucking stupid and short sighted. Like everyone knows that undercover cops do as much and commit as many crimes as the criminals they're in with, and informants are no different. So he's either a child raping rat, or a child raping liar...
For the KGB
All this does for me is seat more evidently that he is a Russian asset.
FBI as in Fat Bastard Incel -- I might buy it.
"Trump WITNESSED against Jeffefery Epstein about ALL THE BAD STUFF he had seen."
Ahhhh that’s why his name is all over the files. Because he was a super double secret squirrel agent! It all makes sense!!!
So that's what they spend two weeks of recessed Congress coming up with. Set's see if it catches on
That christofascist queer is going straight to hell
This reads like a Trump tweet, and has no evidence whatsoever. I'M NOT JOKING!!! 🤣🤣
Yep, stooping to a new level of low.
Start calling him Glowie in chief on twitter or something
Sadly I have already seen some posts praising him for his "service"
MAGA should realize they've got a real 007 on their hands
0 Intel Collected
0 Kids Saved
7 Children Raped
yea well it sounds like he made a deal with the FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.
yea well it sounds like he made a deal with thr FBI to get immunity for his child rape crimes.
Maga: See, all above board and legal. What's the big deal?
On my bullshit-o-meter I am measuring 2.5 Mega-Trump. The highest value yet to be measured.
I don't think this strategy will work
I say it will work about 33%.
Is this the Mike "Moses" Johnson who shares a house in Washington with a gay man who answers the door for him in his underpants?