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bout to go defcon 5 on cishet white male roommates (hexbear.net)
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spoileri apologize to mods and the community in advance if this is inappropriate content, please dm me if this does not adhere to community guidelines madeline-deadpan anyway

why god is every fucking cishet white dude ive ever been forced to cohabitate with the same fucking person? this dude whos moving out of our house owes over six months of delinquent utility bills to me and my trans housemate and is trying to fucking leverage the money he owes us to get his full deposit back. like, dude.... what the motherfucking f? also you left a fucking full fridge of rotting food, dishes in your room, stains all over the fucking floor, trash all over the house, ALL OF WHICH WE FUCKING CLEANED FOR YOU, and now you're trying to threaten to not pay a thousand dollars of fucking utility backpay owed to your fucking housemates if you dont get your full deposit back????? are you literally incapable of feeling shame??????????

ALSO YOUR DEPOSIT COMES FROM THE GOD DAMN FUCKING LANDLORD YOU STUPID FUCK LIKE WTF EVEN ARE YOU?!!??? YOUhave money to fly across the FUCKING country once a month to do ayahuasca or peyoty or whatever the fuck in some private fucking sanctuary and you work for fucking microsoft, PAY YOUR FUCKING WATER BILL YOU FUCKING NOB jerma-finger

oh my god, [redacted]

anyway kiryu-stare

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[–] spacecadet@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I love when privileged first worlders use psychedelics to entrench their hyper individualism

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find it really sad that the psychedelic experiences don't do the fictional hippie thing of awakening everyone to the commonality of all earthlings.

Like a lot of people who did find using them transformative and grounding I was pretty shocked to find that horrible people don't become nice because they scrambled their brain a bit.

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Didn't ecstasy or LSD kinda do that to some reddit tier sociopaths being able to understand like "holy shit other people have feelings?"

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I get the sense that it just makes their shittiness feel more profound to them.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a decent video on youtube called something like "psychedelics vs the right" that dives into the minds of psychedelic using Nazis.

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This one?

Also I was just reminded of this scene from silicon valley data-laughing

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

forsooth and verily comrade.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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[–] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

the most egotistical people i have ever met is white psychedelic user types without fail

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

FYI defcon 5 is the lowest severity level of defcon. 1 is the highest. If you’re ever unsure, just remember this PWEI banger

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

that's why you gotta play it safe and say 3

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Defcon 1 or article 5

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

god i've worked with so many people like this... i hate tech...

just ppl who have never really had much hardship in their life and just never develop empathy ig shrug-outta-hecks

[–] tricerotops@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

6 months of utilities

thousands of dollars

jesus-christ

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My electric bill (shared at least in a 2br) hit $500 once over the summer. Fucking datacenters.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

WHAT

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

ecoterrorism The planet's dyin', Cloud!

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

As a cishet white male, my worst roommates have been cishet white males so I understand this sort of frustration

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

i'mnot gonna say what kind of roommate this was...itwas a cishet white male roommate

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I don't understand how bad some people are at shared living.

I was in a shareslum, and one guy would literally only leave his room to leave bags full of cum tissues outside the door and dirty the kitchen.

Never did any communual cleaning, never did any social interaction, never even cleaned up after himself. Constantly behind on rent and bills (could afford, just selfish and lazy).

It was awful.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

I know this man wtf

[–] nurunuru@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago

this guy sounds like a nightmare. lol @ his tech bro ayahuasca ass holidays though. hope you can boot him out somehow

[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

huh, all my cis roommates have been cool and responsible.

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah as a guy I've always hated my roomates that were also cishet dudes from backgrounds in which they grew up having to do no chores

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok so I'd start gathering evidence of his refusal to pay (chat logs, invoices, etc) and take him to small claims court.

If the mess affects your deposit , toss in pics of his failure to clean and charge him for that too if you can.

I would also seek a mediation service just to help with managing this guy while he's still living with you. These services may be free in your area and it's nice to have a neutral party involved in bad roommate situations.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

or just kill him

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Hot couch guy roommate

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

why god is every fucking cishet white dude ive ever been forced to cohabitate with the same fucking person?

Indeed,

also you left a fucking full fridge of rotting food, dishes in your room, stains all over the fucking floor, trash all over the house

Many such cases.

YOUhave money to fly across the FUCKING country once a month to do ayahuasca or peyoty or whatever the fuck in some private fucking sanctuary

Hopefully this doesn't fall under "the same fucking person". If you've encountered multiple of these types then its on you.