this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 21 points 2 weeks ago

This got me. Very good. Much laugh.

[–] BillibusMaximus@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

New band name: Alien Prolapse

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Infinite Sphincter Sequence

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah man…. Nah…. 🤦‍♂️

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah man... Yeah ... Really brings a new definition to the ISS

[–] quid_pro_joe@infosec.pub 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This would imply the existence of butthuggers

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You already doo, no?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Anuception.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if they eat. Certainly they must, but I don't know if I've seen it.

If they eat they should probably poop. Right?

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

If they were the perfect organism, and they are, they would just use their acid to dissolve everything they couldn't digest and build their organic structure with it

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

ass...

ticipation

[–] sundray@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

It is the perfect organism...

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"I got a bad feeling about this drop"

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

....aaaand there's a new Pornhub tab.