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Trump denies he’s dead (www.politico.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn! So close.

[–] III@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Liar

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 4 weeks ago

You're not fooling anyone you know?

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

ENHANCE!

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Take a hint.

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