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[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 53 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] artifex@piefed.social 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yep, being addicted to soupohol is the worst.

[–] jagot@programming.dev 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Holy fuck, that shit’s more addictive than fentanyl, no wonder they’re soupoholics.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A friend of mine once went on a bender through all of the best ramen places in town. That was 18 years ago and he's still in recovery.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 5 days ago

I once went to a ramen restaurant that had broth so umami that the back of my neck hurt afterwards and I was drowsy. Sodium overload basically. It was so good though. Never experienced that again on the countless other ramen restaurants I’ve been to.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

My old college roommate has wasted his entire twenties just gooning to soup trance videos.

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Doesn't sound wasted to me.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

Glad we weren't talking about how chocoholics -> chocolics.

[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I'm sick rn and all I have access to is Great Value condensed chicken noodle. These pictures are an exquisite form of torment.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

They always want a liquid lunch.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago

Come at me, bruh. I’ve been snorting brown bean soup all day and I’m about to fart your bot brain to bits. 😎💨

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Whiskey is also a soup

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 22 points 5 days ago

Upvoted because of soup.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Hmm, what would it take to get soup to ferment and become alcoholic...

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

One time when we were young, a pot of milk based vegetable soup (traditional thing, you love it or hate it) was forgotten on the table when we went to party out of town for a day or two mid summer. When we got back, the soup was a few hours short of developing sentience, surprisingly no mold but quite lively. My friend turned that potful into thick American style pancakes and these were the best I've ever had

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 12 points 5 days ago

You guys certainly rolled max constitution. That thing sounds like it would instantly rupture all the sphincters in my body.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, standard operating procedure when food is left out for days in the summer heat is to cook more food with it.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Oh, we were very young and on the verge of poverty. One didn't go around wasting food

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Sounds like you got really lucky. I wouldn't recommend doing that again. Some nasty stuff can grow in that, but it sounds like you got a nice wild yeast fermentation probably.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Plenty of sugar to start

Dave you know I'm a tomato bisque girl

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe beef broth. You’re not getting broccoli cheese soup to come out of that flask.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Worf: A warrior’s drink!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"It's filled with vinegar and bile, to keep me sober in this world"

Now where did I read that?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 points 5 days ago

Well of course you ain't gonna get a decent gulp of soup out of that bitch-ass flask. That shit is for booze. You want something good for soup l, you gotta step up into the widemouth Thermos variety. Like an old Stanley.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world -5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not only is it not what I would be expecting, but it's one of the worst soups, too.

Broccoli and cheese are perfectly fine without cooking them together.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago

How could a person be this wrong??