CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

Only the best for you, my little glycemic hedgehog. ☺️

 

Yesterday I posted a comic about two aliens using a human as a strap-on dildo.
Now I’m posting a little pun with a hint of melancholy, referring to a common woe of many creators.
I’m all over the place. 🙃

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

​The top hole is the Flarlix. It is for reproduction, but it’s only open during mating season, which is actually just one day per Laterian year.

The middle hole is the Skaiter. The Laterians use this for expelling waste, but also for “adult fun”.

The bottom hole is the Geurix. This is basically a scent gland. It IS used for “adult fun” by some, but it is a bit of a taboo and it is definitely not for everyone.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It better be. I drained an entire iPad charge to make this. 😅

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Let’s just hope their orifices don’t have any means of mastication. 😏🦷

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

The muffled happy noises would suggest so. 😉😏

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Man. Marlon Brando was a prick. 😕

 

If only. 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

A good roleplaying session should be allowed to result in a little pre-cum imo. 😎

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/49650270

He’s playing with forces he doesn’t understand. ☝️😤

 

He’s playing with forces he doesn’t understand. ☝️😤

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by CustardFist@feddit.nl to c/custardfist@feddit.nl
 

A lovely oldie from the archive.

 
 
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/48812732

I mean, what if...? 🤔

 

I mean, what if...? 🤔

 
 

Those spaghetti sauce stains are getting a serious pounding. 😎

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