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I would do karaoke sober.
I mean, any of the times I've actually tried before I've been rather drunk, so much so that I was actually once escorted off-stage in the middle of a 2-minute song...
In the middle of what you believe was a two minute song.
"The fact my shirt was off by the 15th second had no bearing whatsoever and the chicken dancing and armpit farting another 30 seconds later were totally unconnected. Dragged off for no reason. No reason!"
"Oh yeah, I was down to my underwear 90 seconds in and had begun trying to 'legpit fart!' during a musical break. Maybe that had something to do with it."
Which is the main punchline: noone sober would want to do karaoke, or the mic was actually an alcometer in disguise?
Fuuuck they got me.
I'd never sing karoake, but there are somehow multiple videos out there of me singing karoake. It's really a mystery of how that happened, according to my memory...
Also, I wish I could blame AI.
Aaand that's why I don't drink.
Congratulations! Keep it going, friend
👮🏽♂️“Want to text your ex?”
🥴”Szurrre.”
Psh. You start sober. You end drunk with new best friends who will never drink sake with you again.
This comic is biased against people who are into cringe activities.
/s
My Filipina wife and her friends get into the tequila and it's on. The machine is 5' to my left and ready to go.
I don't drink and I still love karaoke
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2024
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