Massage therapists hate spray tans.
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dentists hate sugar drinks (I'm with them on this one) ophthalmologists hate screens urologists hate themselves
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I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.
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Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.
ER Docters hate
- "well it started 6 months ago.... And since then it is more or less present" -> why are you here?
- everything firework related -> you really thought it would be cool to make a firework bomb?
- old people that are dropped by family members on a Friday night and claim the maggots just appeared like 10 minutes ago -> really?
- people who, after a complete workup expect miracles -> really?
- (drug induced) aggression -> look I am trying to help you here dude
- recurrent psychiatric patients that are not treated properly or untreatable -> hey you again, same medication? Wow you were here 7 hours ago...
.... I think the list might go on and on
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SLTs hate pacifiers. They're horrible for a child's teeth, leads to costantly open mouths, are bad for posture etc.. Most patients' parents who come into therapy are good about weaning their kids but some don't and don't know about the harm either
What does SLT mean?
As the other commenter said. Alternatives are also SLP - speech and language practitioner/pathologist, but I don't think there's a standardised name that's always used in English. "Logopedics" is probably not used that often in English compared to "Logopädie" in German
Speech and Language Therapist
or Swine, Lettuce, Tomato for a type of sandwich
Game developers hate players. They keep breaking our beautiful games and optimizing the fun out of them!
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lab techs hate improperly collected samples. The people who collect those samples often in turn hate lab techs.
Or bad planners that expect us to do overtime for their mistakes.
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