My name is Adam friedland. Deadass.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Hate thst guy
NAME: 

OCCUPATION: 

PLACE OF RESIDENCE: 1832 
Drive, 
, 

Im gunna need you to dact those redactions if i can continue this bit
If you don’t give me your mother’s maiden name and last 4 of your social you’re not a true leftist
Full Name: Carcharodonna Carcharias
Current Occupation: Posting, biting things, general shark stuff
Place of residence: Yer mum’s house
Hmm you're like the fifth poster to say you live at my mum's house I'm starting to think that's a fake address
Walter White Chemistry teacher 308 Negra Arroya Lane Alberquerque, New Mexico
Im the queen of angeland, i live at bucketham palace, and my job is hanging out
Nonce in chief with all the noncelings. Not my queen 😤😤🤬
my full legal name is unique for the year and country in which i was born
my occupation is both boring and exciting depending on the time of year and/or time of day/night
my place of residence is a completely normal building that absolutely isnt haunted or cursed
my place of residence is a completely normal building that absolutely isnt haunted or cursed
Oh that's unfortunate :(
Let’s start from my social security number and work our way backwards that way.
Dingus Kringo, Cake Farter for OF, Gary, Indiana
Name: Beanis B. Rain
Occupation: Hexbear's assigned FBI agent
Place of residence: Liberal Mountain, Idaho
your full legal name, current occupation and place of residence.
But it should really be
your full legal name, current occupation, and place of residence.
I have a strong belief in the comma
Mark, McMarkson
Mark, Marksman
Mark, St, Mark,sville
Vegetas Palace WST 333892K
Occupation: you have the address come find out 
Omgggggg it's youuuu i love you

I should have blown this planet up when I had the chance 
Mario "Super Mario" Mario, Plumber & Mycology enthusiast, 42069 Toadstool Road, Mushroom Kingdom
your princess is in our castle now (yeah she's gone)
we stayed up all night (playing donkey kong)
- Whatever got written on my birth certificate
- Its what im currently doing
- 🏠
"AHRI BOY" KADESADAYURAT
1 Đường Chiến Thắng, Refugees from Rain's Refuge Building, Republic of Vinh Quang
Hacker/Software Developer
Beef "Porkbone" Hamsworth III
SVP AI Meat Experiences, Arby's Restaurant Group
Nacoochee Dr NW, Atlanta, GA
First name, last name and occupation? Lizard Man Lizard Man, and uh lizard man
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Mr John Q Peepee, owner and proprietor of this here general store, Peepee’s Misc. & Sundry at Assbutt Road, Your moms house, Nebraska
Mailing address is the same