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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

NAME: redacted-1redacted-2

OCCUPATION: redacted-1redacted-2

PLACE OF RESIDENCE: 1832 redacted-1redacted-2 Drive, redacted-1redacted-2, redacted-1redacted-2

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Im gunna need you to dact those redactions if i can continue this bit

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My name is Adam friedland. Deadass.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Hate thst guy

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

My name is Corey, I'm outside of time and currency.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

McGillicuddy McMacsonton

Hamburgler, chicken nugget fondler. CEO

8675309 tutone dr. East Bumblefuck.

[–] ahrienby@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"AHRI BOY" KADESADAYURAT

1 Đường Chiến Thắng, Refugees from Rain's Refuge Building, Republic of Vinh Quang

Hacker/Software Developer

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that name, job, abode or all of the above

[–] super_mario_420@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Mario "Super Mario" Mario, Plumber & Mycology enthusiast, 42069 Toadstool Road, Mushroom Kingdom

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

your princess is in our castle now (yeah she's gone)

we stayed up all night (playing donkey kong)

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Vegetas Palace WST 333892K Occupation: you have the address come find out vegeta-stare

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[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Dingus Kringo, Cake Farter for OF, Gary, Indiana

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Walter White Chemistry teacher 308 Negra Arroya Lane Alberquerque, New Mexico

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

Let’s start from my social security number and work our way backwards that way.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Name: Beanis B. Rain
Occupation: Hexbear's assigned FBI agent
Place of residence: Liberal Mountain, Idaho

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im the queen of angeland, i live at bucketham palace, and my job is hanging out

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Nonce in chief with all the noncelings. Not my queen 😤😤🤬

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

your full legal name, current occupation and place of residence.

But it should really be

your full legal name, current occupation, and place of residence.

I have a strong belief in the comma

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Mark, McMarkson

Mark, Marksman

Mark, St, Mark,sville

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Mr John Q Peepee, owner and proprietor of this here general store, Peepee’s Misc. & Sundry at Assbutt Road, Your moms house, Nebraska

Mailing address is the same

Beef "Porkbone" Hamsworth III
SVP AI Meat Experiences, Arby's Restaurant Group
Nacoochee Dr NW, Atlanta, GA

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