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[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 41 minutes ago

a better listener

Man, I hate jerking off so much that I literally can't hear women. Abstinence has really improved my checkout time at Albertsons.

[–] int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

#pornsober, no delf-censorship. I'm against porn and all censorship!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

No fun! Only work!

[–] Preventer79@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Needs more screenshot. At least show the downvotes on one of them so I can know what to think.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Why are people posting this shit on LinkedIn? That place was such a good idea for business contacts and networking, when did it turn into Facebook?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 11 hours ago

When business majors found it

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago

Only Linked In could turn "not wanking" into a hobby/business.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 19 points 15 hours ago

Or just don't feel shame about it

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

People can get addicted to anything. People literally get addicted to water and drink so much it dilutes the sodium in their body.
If you are going to ban porn because one freak spanks his monkey nonstop then you need to ban water as well because people can actually die from those reduced sodium levels ... but won't die from a monkey spanking porn marathon.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 13 hours ago

I hear oxygen is toxic and dissolves you from the insides. We should ban that too.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Reminder, that porn addiction was made up by evangelists to push the narrative, that porn is always bad and must be banned.

This narrative, alongside with the rampant sexism and transphobia, caused a tremendous harm to my psyche, a lot more than what porn actually caused to me in my whole life (sore frenulum, and maybe that time could have been "spent better"). Humans are naturally hard wired to need it, unless they're aces, and similarly to those who are not as much into it, there are those who need sexual things much more.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Porn addiction is as real as any other addiction, however it is not like you are getting hooked on porn after seeing one titty for a single frame.

[–] SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Anything that provides pleasure and triggers the reward center of the brain can be addictive. There's no need to single out porn in that discussion.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Bingo. Just like video games, television/movies, work, collectibles, exercise, and house pets, any activity can become problematic, but it's not the activity itself that's the problem. The issue is the underlying pathology that drives someone to unhealthy levels of engagement.

It just occurred to me how willing society is to overlook problematic behavior if it's "productive". 80 hours a week working or making art? Likely to be accepted. 80 hours a week spent collecting figurines or working on your train set? Whoa there, crazy conductor!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

Even if we assume that porn/sex can be addictive, maybe it could create some habitual type situation, there are still these issues:

  1. Other non-chemical addictions such as gambling are not being near as close stigmatized, only video gaming comes kind of close, and only because the very same people can blame mass shootings on it.
  2. A lot of non-chemical addictions can be overcome with the smallest of willpower. A week later I deleted Xitter from my phone I barely checked the desktop version too, and I only have Facebook because family and friends. My country Hungary made tens of thousands of gamblers quit after they banned slot machines from pubs (rare Fidesz W, even if done to drive people into casinos).
  3. Even actual chemical addictions like tobacco and alcohol is sidelined, if not outright encouraged, because "muh nashunal treshurs" like in Hungary.
  4. Porn addiction is often described as just as bad if not worse than cocaine, as a scare tactic. I'm a habitual consumer of porn, but there were times I could not get access to it and were fine, and the times I wasn't fine was due to I couldn't masturbate at all (which nowadays includes anal masturbation too), and it just seems like I have a higher drive than what other guys should have.
[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Finally we have reached the reddit reposting stage of Lemmy

[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

this isn't reddit? where am i

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 8 points 22 hours ago

Which means soon we will have "Newsweek Writes a Headline Article Based on a Random Fucking Drama Post" stage and we can all monetize and walk away.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I legit feel bad for people who can't enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago

Idk man, my SO needs porn to have a plot to enjoy it and I'm just not prepared to consider the motivation of the actors and actresses on the screen and get lost in the story. That doesn't mean we don't still know how to enter each other's cheat codes, we don't need visual aids for that.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 23 hours ago

Not me, I watch porn when I feel like it. My wife knows about it and its totally fine because we're adults and know what all those sex parts look like and what they do.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

what a dork

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh he's selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it's on LinkedIn. Still weird af though

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Curious, given how many jerk-offs use LinkedIn.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 189 points 1 day ago (44 children)

Good for him, but... Why on earth would anyone post that on LinkedIn?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Because that guy is scamming other people to sell a course "how to quit porn" for thousands of dollars

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

Not "good for him". Religious nuttery in full display.

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