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[–] socsa@piefed.social 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I legit feel bad for people who can't enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Idk man, my SO needs porn to have a plot to enjoy it and I'm just not prepared to consider the motivation of the actors and actresses on the screen and get lost in the story. That doesn't mean we don't still know how to enter each other's cheat codes, we don't need visual aids for that.