-cheesy crust on the third ? -oh, that is a resounding yes
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My boy Andy over here is saying you have something called chicken poppers?
Something perhaps subtle about that sketch: he orders pineapple on all three pies. There is no way you have a party wherein every guest is okay with pineapple on pizza. So the pizza guy probably could've figured it out from that!
whilst living in the woods I visited my moon friend's apartment and he ordered pizza. The pizza guy didn't even knock just climbed the tree, vaulted through the window hole and said "Hi Ben, what are you playing tonight?" and set out pizzas and grenades on the table, pulled a pin, and then sat down with us under the leaf blanket while ben cleaned his rifle and sucked him off.
I was like, woah, uh... and ben was like: "Yeah, he's also my dad"
I'm suspicious of this... but I'm not sure why.
But why does it always come with a doughnut hole in the middle?
I read this in a really dark way
Explain?
The family is all dead and a single parent, who still believes they are with them, orders pizza for their now long dead family. Delivery driver shows up to a house that hasn't seen life in ages and immediately realizes the situation.
Then the delivery driver is pulled inside with an invisible force. The parent enjoys the pizza, while the rest of the house enjoys the delivery guy.
I watched that on the Hub
I love all the interpretations here, but I read it as the pizza delivery man was lured into an empty house to be killed by the customer.