Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 5 days ago by chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Goddamnit.

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[–] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Thanks man that was bugging me all afternoon

[–] ghostpony@infosec.pub 25 points 5 days ago

That was a long walk and honestly it wasn’t worth it.

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don’t know if I should be impressed or disappointed

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Both. Definitely both.

[–] ChetManly@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

0/10... sorry

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

My only gripe with this telling is that a rotten tooth is not the same thing as an abscess.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 4 days ago

I want a refund of my lost minute!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Burnt???

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I think it’s describing a sound like brrrnt, but he’s using a “u” to make it easier to pronounce.

[–] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't get it :(

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A scenes makes the heart grow fonder is what it’s playing on

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Absence

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago

Autocorrect is a butch

[–] thanatotus@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Ah okay

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Y'all are really shitting on my dad's dad joke lol