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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy".

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 months ago

"each of these trees drink the equivalent of 100 people's 'water' each day"

[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

shai-hulussy

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do they make these for, uh, small paws? I have a Maltese sized, uh, dog.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I was thinking this tentacles aren't tight enough, um scrubby enough.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

It looks very different at the angle laying down though.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

There needs to be room for the, uh, cleaning liquid.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

They're cute and squishy at that age. But wait until they grow up and take over large sections of desert on Tatooine. "Whatcha doing step sarlacc??" 💀💯

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

damn they forgor 💀💀💀

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean yeah you could fuck it, but it's is genuinely an extremely useful product for cleaning your pets paws.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And here I have been using a fleshlight for that

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Made me giggle

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Really? I used these a few times and all it did was get their paws wetter and not clean and made nasty paw prints across the house. I went back to a regilar towel pretty quickly.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Careful, it’ll digest you for 1000 years

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago

Longest. Edge. EVER.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Its the pawussy!

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have a bit of a large paw myself.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those actually work incredibly well for their intended purpose.

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

My experience was different. All it did was make their filthy paws wet which made for more work cleaning up

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

fuckingmachines.paw

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bought one of these and never use it. So much easier to just use baby wipes.

Must feel wet on the dick...

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Did anyone else read "Pet Collection" "Large P" and stop reading anything else and immediately start making assumptions?

[–] bigbabybilly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

“What kind of dog you have?”

“Dog?”

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 3 months ago

I got one of these and it kind of hurts tbh

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

I found a jackoff aid like this in my roommate's closet when I was looking for his weed when I was 19.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Yep, looks just like papaw's pipe cleaner.