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[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Bless the User and His water. Bless the Coming and Skeeting of Him. May this passage drain His sword. May He always give the tool to His people, and they be worthy".

[โ€“] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

"each of these trees drink the equivalent of 100 people's 'water' each day"