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[–] enkille@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] enkille@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

couldn't figure out how to actually embed the video posting from my phone, but figured at least an image would get the message across

[–] Sidhean@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

It's the perfect frame (I have no idea what it's supposed to be)!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The answer is gifs!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

At least it’s got a flared base

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago

Not nearly flared enough

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago

If you can fit the part in, you can fit the base in. This just makes it worse.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

Way insufficient

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which Threshold can you reach?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The one where Paris and Janeway turn into space lizards

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] rainwall@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't remember any of Wayne's world wavy lines in the episode.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it was in a later episode where they said they'd never traveled at or about Warp 10.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

But it is.

What the fuck are you people on about? You don't get to say what is and isn't canon

Edit: After some googling, it appears both of you have completely bought into an urban myth. No. Threshold was not decanonized at any point. No, the writing staff did not try to disown the episode. The writing staff don't get a single say on what is and isn't canon. The cast also don't get any say on what is and isn't Canon considering everyone on TNG wants Code of Honor gone and that is still canon. So...

Yes. Threshold is Canon.

What the writing team ACTUALLY said about Threshold.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was being facetious about the other "that's not canon" since once a show starts contradicting itself anything goes. But also nobody's taking my Janeway x Paris sweaty lizard sex.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing that confused me was when I googled it a ton of people were saying it truthfully which is why I was like "Watdafuqishappening" lol sorry about that

No worries and thanks for all your posts.

The only canon episode of Star Trek is Far Beyond the Stars.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes it is? Weird ass thing to claim with literally no reason

Edit: After some googling, it appears both of you have completely bought into an urban myth. No. Threshold was not decanonized at any point. No, the writing staff did not try to disown the episode. The writing staff don't get a single say on what is and isn't canon. The cast also don't get any say on what is and isn't Canon considering everyone on TNG wants Code of Honor gone and that is still canon. So...

Yes. Threshold is Canon.

What the writing team ACTUALLY said about Threshold.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 week ago

Finally a way to be a hoe hoe hoe hoe

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What is that even supposed to be? I mean apart from the obvious butt plug

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

A Christmas decoration for your butt

[–] Technofrood@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago

Christmas tree

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Not-A-Butt-Plug obviously.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A facial massager.

Department stores used to sell vibrators as facial massagers often with ads in the paper of women holding one up to their cheek.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Not the good one.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

A magic travel to the hospital if you're brave enough?

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 week ago

If not butt plug....why buttplug shaped?

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Before seeing these ornaments I hadn't considered that a doorknob can be shaped...ergonomically. I wonder if there are unreasonably strong springy door stoppers.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

Wait, are people actually shoving a doorknob in their asses? Even the rounded ones would be quite the progression. Not to mention the screws on the other side.... :P

Just get dildos, it's so much safer.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

I'm not saying I tried it as a teenager, but I'm also not saying I didn't. Eroticas should be more careful in how they describe some of their more 'fun' beginner forays into bdsm, eh? ;)

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imagine saying the phrase "screams preemptively in ER nurse" to a medieval peasant

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

They probably wouldn't get it until they shoved that Christmas tree up their ass.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

goddamnets stamets

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so confused…are those actual butt plugs or weird ass mock christmas tree decorations? Both?…depending on your mood?

lmfao.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, not that impressive. Dildos marketed for furries are so much worse than this.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

More ergonomic, too!