Funny

Tactical papoose.

*American men

EDIT: a few disagreed, at least with their votes, but you don't see this military obsession anywhere else, except perhaps North Korea.

EDIT2: I find it funny that I've gone from -2 to -5 and still nobody has written a reply explaining exactly what I've said is "wrong". The thing is that I think I'm right, and unless someone else explains why I'm wrong, that's not going to change anything! USA is a joke! Just like North Korea! Just like any authoritarian country! And in case you were on the fence: FUCK THE POLICE!

I mean, with how America is going, a kevlar baby carrier might be a reasonable purchase. Sigh.

Elon Musks bullet proof vest.

Masculinity, so fragile...

Men need to feel like they're in the army to take on operation traditionaly woman's work

So, I don't hate tacti-cool baby gear, but it does make me angry.

It should have been high quality baby gear targeted at guys being silly. The glaring contrast between its function and its theme should be intentionally funny.
Instead you've got sexist shit trying to convince guys that it's okay, you can still be hyper masculine even if you care for your children, and selling profoundly inferior crap that's not even leveraging the ridiculous marketing options.

All the actual baby supply companies have instead started using the stuff you would want out of "tactical baby gear", and coloring it in cheerful colors that aren't traditionally gendered.

It's just a wasted opportunity for a good laugh that instead brings more shit into the world.

Don't forget to complete your style with your tactical baby.

I'm so confused, what is even satire anymore?

Laugh it up, funny boy. I know that even my six month old gets called up and sent to Afghanistan I'll be ready and you won't.

the kid doesn't even get their own holster? WTF is the kid supposed to do with it's gun?

Someone will think that's your armor plate carrier

This sort of thing is really only exclusive to the US markets. Elsewhere in the world, it is rare to see components of tactical gear outside of the specific situations they are for. However, military gear is the nastiest for the job, so you tend to only get it if strapped for cash. Obviously this means there is no military themed stuff like in the US, beer coolers, baby carriers, slippers, etc. For the insecure man.

Actually kind of looks cool if you are into military gear… what’s the big deal.

Dad’s are awesome

Tactical dads are OP

It’s pretty gross to pin this on an entire gender.

When we had our first, there was a military spouse who would take old uniforms and turn them into really cool diaper bags (the side was the front of the shirt with name and service tapes). It wasn't camo, because my service just wears blue, but they ended up being effective and unique.