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Nurse: "Where?"
Me: "No, regular."

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

No, regular.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 25 points 7 months ago
[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

Nurse: I'm torn between feeling very sorry for you and finding you terribly attractive.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago

"in the woods"

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

THERE! CASTLE!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Nurse: Don't cry.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

When where were we?

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Ooowwwwwwwwwww