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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

20 bodyguards and 1 child human shield.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ketamine is making him paranoid

[–] junk@infosec.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. There are legit people out to get him. At least, there should be.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao Apartheid Clyde's gonna be upside down on a lamp post one day <3

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How many guards?

Never more than 20.

[–] Saff@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder how many body guards you have to hire until you start to think “hmm maybe if this many people wish me harm I must actually be being a dick, let’s change that!”

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

And that’s just to protect him from his kids.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Good to see that Elmo lives in fear of consequences. I hope the cunt can't have a crap in peace. His body guards are on the wrong side of history, and ought to be ashamed of themselves.

[–] MisterCurtis@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i mean, unless he's got something special it's five people on him at a time and logistics support, three shifts a day.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, I need 21 people...

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[–] thearch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

it's almost like championing certain 'activists' and then being shocked when people don't like you is a predictable outcome. who'd have thought.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any history buffs?

Is there any similarities to Praetorian Guard with the rise of private security for these rich?

Like wasn't Rome at some point actually controlled by Praetorian Guards in secret because they were so powerful that the emperors couldn't defy them.

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[–] philpo@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

To be honest as someone who works alongside these people occasionally: That's a rather small security detail and I know of people with far far less money that have bigger security details.

20 people is not even a close protection detail, a chase car and an advance party plus medics, even less so if you consider that some people will be off duty, etc.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I hope they're all as skillful and qualified as his DOGE goons.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, one could argue that that is a cherished Afrikaner cultural tradition.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Coward's gonna cow

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's what happens when you turn into a POS. Ask the politicians.

[–] Legisign@europe.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

”Homicidal maniacs”? Do they need to be maniacs?

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine if someone had travelled to the past to kill Hitler, failed, and then Hitler would include them in his speeches: "I already survived a homicidal maniac!".

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