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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago

Typical hexbear interaction:

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When the libs start calling us deeply unserious squidward-nervous

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

that means they want to kill us

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

98% of our taglines are from deranged liberals mad we don't lick the democrat's boot.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

i do be spoilin for a fight tho, they got me there

as an idiot, i do not consent to being told i am an idiot.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Im deeply ashamed of my acts and deeds. Someone needs to punish me. Im a badgirl panting

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

They don't so much truly believe anything so much as spoil for a fight

me when I try to sound cultured

Oh shit how deep is our unseriousness?

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

You might be, I'm a deeply serious troll.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

I feel no shame

And the kids just love it!

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Fuck that shit... I work for George Soros!

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Half true tbh, only bc we troll people with bad opinions

i don't consent to people calling me on my shit on the internet