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Greeting fellow caveman. Me ooga booga, and me REAL MAN!!!! ROAR!!!!

Many man now use iron tool. Iron tool make ooga booga sad. Iron tool not for real man. Iron tool for weak man, sick man, woman. Real man no need use sharp rock. Only weak man need sharp rock, need tool made for he. Strong man make own tool from dull rock. Strong man like ooga booga no use iron tool. Strong man use stone handaxe. Me wake at six in morning and bang bone with rock to make hand axe. Me spend four hour make axe, then hunt deer. Me hunt deer and eat deer with tribe. Me no skin deer, real man eat skin and fur. Me no cook deer, cook meat for weak man. Man today no strong, no protect tribe from tiger. Man today make ooga booga sad.

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You need iron tools to kill god

[-] commiespammer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

ooga booga worship moose god. Me pray moose god bring good hunt.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Moose god sounds like more trouble than worth, hunt moose god with iron spear

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh, I see. you must have missed Bronze Orientation Day

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You make cave people valley on Hexbear thing then me go there. Me look for new valley many moons since long walk away from old cave people valley of Reddit.

But me no think like you think. Me think what you say is reactshun…reactiona…me think you have think of rock. Rock not make strong man. Iron not make weak man. Sick man not made from use of iron iron. Man no better than woman.

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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