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submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man foils them.....

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That Iron Man is pretty ferrocious

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago

And Tin Man canned their evil project.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 20 points 3 days ago

Iron Man is a magnetic Fe-male, Aluminum Man just can’t attract anyone.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Iron Man flattens the bad guys.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Yet somehow, Copper Man keeps catching all the charges

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

He was cooler when he was Aluminium Man

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 days ago

Upvotes all around.

You get an upvote, YOU get an upvote, everyone gets an upvote!

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 3 days ago

Neodymium man always attracts trouble

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Goldman is dense and intellectually malleable

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

hey now....I know another man who loves gold and fits this description...

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You cantrust aluminum man.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Iron Man can always attract lots of friends, but Aluminum Man is always alone - he's not magnetic like that

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Aluminum man is much easier to melt.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 days ago

The aluminum man has a back brace, a large nose, and looks like a giant bird.