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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

According to Musk, Coristine was attacked after he stepped in to defend a woman from being carjacked by “a gang of about a dozen young men.”

Yeah, I call bullshit on that. You don't need 12 people to steal a fucking car.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's what you call bullshit on? Lol, "Big Balls" isn't stepping in front of shit for anyone else.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I call bullshit on the whole thing, I'm just sayin' if your gonna lie at least make it believable. Gotta stay true to that "big balls" name even when lying, I guess.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

But his name is "big balls" im pretty sure he could handle a few people alone with a name like "big balls".

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

And they have to be real clowns to get into the car.

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This whole thing sounds totally made up to give the orange shitstain an excuse to deploy the army on US soil again. It's a Reichstag fire, US-stylee.

Also, where's the Epstein file? Let's not get distracted here shall we.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

and another distraction from the epstein files, given what he has been currently doing to flood the news.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

If this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City.

Oh Jesus

[–] just986@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is so wrong. I wouldn't even touch that creep, imagine actually beating him up. Guess some people just have a really strong stomach.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Gets his ass beat, spins it into a story that will whet the appetites of Fox News viewers. "A heroic carjacking-stopper gets mauled by leftist gang members" 😴