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Police Arrest Two 15-Year-Olds in Connection With Beating of Musk Protégé ‘Big Balls’
(www.mediaite.com)
A lightweight news hub to help decentralize the fediverse load: mirror and discuss headlines here so the giant instance communities aren’t a single choke-point.
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Gets his ass beat, spins it into a story that will whet the appetites of Fox News viewers. "A heroic carjacking-stopper gets mauled by leftist gang members" 😴