Pure dumb luck, the NFL crank got a Luigi-tier bag
truly the most American thing, stumbling and whoopsing your way to accidental justice
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Meaning to shoot up one office, accidentally shooting up another
And somehow both offices housed the operations of awful organizations.
Yeah, i would have been pretty psyched if he actually got Roger Goodell. I would say we aree reaching a point in society where people are getting incredibly desperate and will start lashing put more and more.
Roger Gotohell 
IDK, when I go shopping, if two places I want to go are right next to each other, it's not going to be an accident.
billionaire down 🥳
:sicko:
And a cop for good measure. Way to make the most of it
Chief Executive 
But also regular
killed a girlboss, libs will be furious
One of the problems with stochastic terrorism that the booj love to push is that sometimes it happens to end up taking out one of their own. 
This is why I believe 9/11 so terrified the American ruling class more than anything prior. For the first time in history, their own kind got got en masse on their own "safe" homeland - upper floors of expensive office buildings.
although many of them had prior notice or other scheduling that kept them out of the office that morning
Any evidence for this NFL shit? It’s starting to read like a mainstream media doctoring of a Luigi copycat
The least I can do is hope
Today, we are all Luigi. We can all be Luigi
We can be Luigi, just for one day
The NFL stuff is based on a note NYPD """found""" on his body, just like they """found""" a statement of intent on luigi and """find""" an unregistered fire arm on the body of every black man they kill in Harlem.
I'm calling it now, this was a sane man setting out to kill the CEO of Blackstone for what theyre doing to nursing homes and the housing market. The NFL stuff is NYPD and the media trying to prevent this from getting away from the like it did with Luigi.
~~Let's not forget that Blackrock is a plurality owner of United Health"""care"""!~~ edit: this is Blackstone which is different. Also not to be confused with Blackwater the PMC.
Blackstone and Blackrock are separate entities. Both are investments firms, but they probably commit different crimes against humanity.
They used to be one company before blackrock split off IIRC.
This tracks for me. Can’t have two sympathetic ceo pops in less than a year.
"Real estate investing"
Now who's gonna speculate on vacant lots
mentor to women
The deathlord had female disciples!? So sympathetic!
This shit is so funny, divine punishment tier coincidence
I remember the original livethreads reporting that it occurred "in a building which also contains the offices of the NFL and Blackstone" and all I could think was 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓮𝓻𝓼. It's proof that prayer works which I'm pretty sure is criteria for being canonised.
She accidentally wore her immoral vest out that day
I literally just finished reading Abolish Rent by Tracy Rosenthal this morning then this happens
Read something real good next
https://xcancel.com/dylanali_/status/1950231576630972680#m eddington (2025) ass country
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR CEOs?!