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I have a night light. (Also I do all the bathroom cleaning)

Pissing sitting down is vastly superior in almost every way imaginable. Pissing standing up is gross and just splashes piss everywhere, even if you can't see it. Anyone who disagrees with me is wrong. I know a lot of dick-pissers who for some think sitting down to piss is "weird". ok pissboy enjoy living in piss because you're too big and strong and manly to sit down to pee pee.

protip: you can avoid piss splatter when peeing standing up if you keep your pants on while you do it

I've always peed sitting down, at least outside of public toilets; it's weird to me that this is not the default, it's so much easier

Is it really that weird to sit down when you pee?

I mean I knew it wasn’t exactly common, but I didn’t realize how weird some people found it until today when my friend came over to my apartment and asked why there was a chair in front of the toilet. He looked at me like I belonged in an insane asylum. Is it really that weird?

I pee sitting down, but poo standing up

I mostly pee sitting down now. I'm old and it's easier. Plus I put my back out badly this weekend by nothing more than sitting on short plastic stools to watch bands and the women's Euro's final in a big tent.

i only pee standing up so i can look down upon the toilet and it knows we are not equals.

Yeah, I read theory

larry david taught me to sitpiss at night with an episode of curb. iirc his father in law puts the seat up and larry doesnt notice at night and falls in. idk why in his massive house he and his father and law were sharing a bathroom now that i think about it. anyway its a good idea

Since hrt related shrinkage I have to use a hand to aim sitting down or else I pee in the gap between the seat and bowl

I stopped peeing standing up a few years ago when I saw a video that showed how much it splashes, even imperceptibly, no matter where you aim. I don't sit on public toilets, but other than that there was no reason not to just sit down.

I go through cycles of sitting cause it's chill vs standing if I'm in a work flow or feel like being loud

Both good

I started sitting a while ago but every so often I'll do a standing one for te satisfying noise

"Passive sonar" had me giggling so hard

Oh I feel a bit bad for your gf who has had to sit in that and worst case scenario, put the ring down after all the splash or wash that toilet. They get so nasty when there are standing pee'ers around.

It took my partner a few dedaces to come to that same conclusion, he had all sorts of bs excuses for not sitting down like his bits supposedly hitting the bowl (definitely not buying that) and his bladder not emptying properly sitting down. We had the discussion of whether his bladder empties when he pees when taking a shit sitting down more times than I care to count. I told him how the toilet gets just nasty due to the standing and how it tends to be me who washes it as he apparently doesn't really notice how dirty it is. Makes sense as he sat on it less. Moral of the story to anyone reading this rant, don't be like him about this.

All the people who pee sitting down are instantly better partners is my take.