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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Flash Thompson: The Untold Story

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The eternals

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Stinkbug man and the leaf eater woman!

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago
[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and then every five years they just drop spider verse

[–] JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they gotta throw in a couple good ones here and there so people don't sue for emotional abuse

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Everything Disney is involved with.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Big hero 6

How about this schroedinger answer?

[–] null@lemmy.nullspace.lol 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Hi random post, does my comment federate?

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, sorry mate. If you're running your own instance, you gotta send your usename and password with every request, as the first line of the post. That way it gets interpret as a basic auth HTTP header and makes it able to federate to the main server.

[–] 90s_hacker@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry, I'm stupid is there actually a main server? Or is that part of the joke?

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

that is part of the joke, but i think the main part of the joke is that they're responding to your comment asking if your comment federated in the negative, despite the fact that by being able to read and respond at all from another instance, it is clear that your comment did federate.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It's part of the joke. Essential to a federated design is the lack of a main server.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
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[–] titter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Land Before Time Of The Lost

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"She-EO" was pretty good but the sequel killed it. She really didn't need a love interest and they forgot the whole point of the first movie was her ability to be a Girl Boss. She wasn't supposed to depend on men... Ugh. 😮‍💨

TBH it made me like "Greg Man" more. At least the characters were well defined. Like, I get that Greg is pretty weak as far as super heros go but there was a lot of character development and damn his letter opener was cool! The villain was fucking crazy too! Guy Normal... Most relatable villain back story. We've all been there.I get why he decided to go that route, it's tempting as hell in times like that.

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Madam Web vs Kraven the Hunter x Möbius

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Up to phase 3 I would have agreed, now it’s just bad all around

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Teletubbies; into the Snyderverse

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, there's 3 of those menaces now???

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 times as profitable on onlyfans

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Everybody's gettin' webshots.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Squirrel Girl 3: Return from the forest.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] JadaTaykesIt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gnatt Man: That's my secret. I'm always hungry.

Ant Man: I'm sorry, are we... Are we out of ideas as a franchise?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This comment is genuinely so funny

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[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gantt man schedules out your next battle with logic ties between precedent and subsequent activities.

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