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[โ€“] frank@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, I'll ask the obvious. Why?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 26 points 1 month ago

epilepsy monitoring unit

[โ€“] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not a hobby ; it's a passion.

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[โ€“] einkorn@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wired or chained? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Idontevenknowanymore@mander.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife is going to Stanford for that next week . Best of luck .

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

thanks, tell hear to be extra diligent with staff about exactly what meds she needs and when. They are medication Nazis.

Fortunately we are the medication 101st Airborne.

[โ€“] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  • Cyborgs every time a Windows update comes out
[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I saw the computer here, it's windows 10 with team viewer lol.

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[โ€“] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I just spent a few days sitting with my FIL in hospital. We binged Gunsmoke. I am a reluctant fan of Festus now.

  • do they have you scheduled for any sight-seeing like CT or MRI scans?
  • can you order UberEats to your room? I watched them come and go frequently and wondered if it was for employees, inmates, or both
  • do you ask all the nurses for crunchy ice?
  • have you asked that one nurse for a bed bath?
  • are most of the nurses pregnant like they were at my hospital? Wtf is in the water?!
[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

24/7 EEG

other stuff was done last month

idk about uber eats, I'm poor lol.

I love crunchy ice, I'll have to ask.

I give myself washcloth baths in the bathroom ; it's ok.

Ha, they all have kids, idk if they are pregnant. A lot have those fancy flag pins now, and it's a metro hospital so maybe pregnancy is going out of style.

I think you know what's in the water.

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[โ€“] helix@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How long does it take on average until a nurse shows up when you press the button?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

hmm ๐Ÿค” less than a minute

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[โ€“] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you do to keep yourself entertained?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

surprisingly no need, things are very busy.

Especially since I'm not allowed to go to the ,๐Ÿšฝ by myself

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[โ€“] NycterVyvver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you get to eat food? And if so, what are your meals like?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ha, yeah, it all sounds good on the menu but is bad irl

[โ€“] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you going to do today?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

suffer and hopefully talk to real doctors

[โ€“] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tell them they're all fake people for a free extension to your stay!

[โ€“] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

** CAUTION: may incur relocation to a different wing

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 6 points 1 month ago

but may get free lobotomy.

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 5 points 1 month ago

learned there's a big difference between night staff and day staff.

day staff is good.

[โ€“] gi1242@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what's your job and family situation? how will missing a week affect things

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

lost both jobs bc of this condotion. :-/

home is about 90 mins away, so wife needs to work since she is only income earner now.

working on resume in hopes of health stability. trying to get into teaching either computers, psychology or english at any level, but ideally college.

Got any job leads? ๐Ÿ˜…

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[โ€“] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Can you at least walk around the hospital / move in a wheelchair or are you bedridden?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

can't even go to the ๐Ÿšฝ alone

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[โ€“] fubarx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Green Jello or Apple Sauce cup?

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[โ€“] helix@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the make and model of your bed?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 4 points 1 month ago

idk but I'd like one at home ; it's electric

[โ€“] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you still you or is the bed AI taking over?

[โ€“] feveryone@toast.ooo 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oddly enough, 'I, Robot' was the first thing on the TV.

I'm sure that's not a coincidence.

๐Ÿค–

[โ€“] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do you have to be in bed and not allowed to move around with the monitoring attached?

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