Bill gates gets an erection
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Aroused but not knowing why..
Bill Gates is on Epstein’s list just like Trump
Doesn't make me hate him less. What's your point?
A very small, floppy erection...
It boots into Windows 11 and rewrites the master boot record.
Nightmare material
Straight to jail.
Just wait until you get a keyboard with the Claudepilot key. You'll be terrified.
Superman shows up. It's called the "Super" key for a reason. Please only use it in real emergencies, he's busy.
the demons will chant something like
KeyPress event, serial 35, synthetic NO, window 0x1000001,
root 0x4fa, subw 0x0, time 1581082413, (357,257), root:(2278,274),
state 0x0, keycode 133 (keysym 0xffeb, Super_L), same_screen YES,
XLookupString gives 0 bytes:
XmbLookupString gives 0 bytes:
XFilterEvent returns: False
KeyRelease event, serial 35, synthetic NO, window 0x1000001,
root 0x4fa, subw 0x0, time 1581082469, (357,257), root:(2278,274),
state 0x40, keycode 133 (keysym 0xffeb, Super_L), same_screen YES,
XLookupString gives 0 bytes:
XFilterEvent returns: False
Defenestration.
It automaticlly sends all porn and nudes saved on your PC to your mom.
Good to know! I already forward those to her, so having a dedicated button will save me a lot of time
You and your mom have the same kinks? Wholesome 😊😊
The interdimensional cops get you
Instant death
Recursive read errors that let the magic smoke out of the box, without which the computer cannot function.
you get to see windows and linux duking it out
I configured mine to handle all window-related actions. That's how I get around the blasphemy. 🙃
~~Also, I bought a laptop which has a different logo on that key.~~
Instant BSOD!
I pulled all the Windows keys off my keyboards for a reason, I just can’t seem to remember it. Must have been bad enough to make me suppress that memory.