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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

My favorite polish word is dżdżownica (earthworm). Pronounced j-j-ov-NEE-tsa.

Oh, and dżdży (it rains), pronounced j-j-ih

And before anyone asks, yes, dżdżownica is called like that because it comes out of the ground when dżdży.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We call them "rainworm" too in German

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Dutch also 🙋‍♀️

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Meitemark" in Norwegian. Which is a strange word when I considered it, so I looked it up. Meite is the word for fishing with edible/biological bait. So that makes sense.

Meite probably comes from norse "meita" from cut/slice from the meaning to do a stabbing motion.

This makes no sense.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's like in French where pretty much everything is a kind of Apple.

So a potato is a "ground apple"

[–] krawutzikaputzi@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Same in Austria german: Erdapfel

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

In Dutch also 🙋‍♀️

Do we get bonus point now? :)

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Incidentally potato is called that in old dialected Norwegian as well(Archaic as its not really used anymore)

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago

Daggmask in Sweden. Mask for worm, dagg for moisture on the ground

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only polish word I know is kurwa. It must mean "the" or something because I swear when I listen to some of my polish colleges talking it comes up in every other sentence.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

you should check out their supermarkets one time. You can learn new words like "zloty" (golden) and "bez" (without).

And Piwo.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The pronunciation is actually not that bad but the spelling is insanely difficult.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Spelling is actually very regular (way more than English), it's just slightly unintuitive for non polish speakers

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Polish and Czech are basically the Dutch of Eastern European languages.

As my Polish-speaking mom likes to say, "Would you like to buy a vowel?"

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago

Another classic:

What's long and hard and given to a Polish bride on her wedding day?A new last name.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Škrt plch z mlh Brd pln skvrn z mrv prv hrd scvrnkl z brzd skrz trs chrp v krs vrb mls mrch srn čtvrthrst zrn.

This is a correct sentence in Czech.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope, it's not static from the TV either

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

It’s clearly the sound an old modem makes when connecting to the internet.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

More like a witches grocery list

A scythe of the nightingale from the mist A bridle full of carrion stains, the first pride shrivelled from the bridle through a cornflower cluster in the willow bush, a carrion deer quarter of a handful of grain.

I think we owe the Slavs some vowels.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🤮[TÜRKÇE KUSUNTU SESLERİ]🤮

/uj : The reason why turkish is relevant is that we have a 99% rule of a sylable must consist of at least one vowel per up to two consonants.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 points 1 month ago

Do the Czechs add at least a few schwas in the middle to make it work?

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They could have just made sh, zh and ch sounds single symbol like other slavic languages that use latin alphabet.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We do have some of that though! But to make it harder, sometimes there's both: ż and rz make the same sound, but some words use one and some use the other, to keep you on your toes

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there any impact on reading speed due to this? Polish isn't the worst possible slavic latin script I've seen by far. 🙃

[–] four@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I don't think it makes any difference. I feel like most of the time the words are different enough that you can tell them apart at a glance. Though if you're texting with someone and they don't use polish symbols (e.g. they use z instead of ż), sometimes you need to put extra effort to comprehend what they meant

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

so could've English tbf

[–] notsure@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago

...it's an old code, but valid, sir...

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Digraphs were a mistake

[–] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Literal lols. 😆