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To let a breeze into your room, do your windows open out from the bottom or the top?

If your windows are stacked (upper and lower) which part opens and which part stays fixed?

(Germans with 3D windows don't count. LΓΌften is a weird cultish ritual and you should all feel bad.)

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[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would assume most windows in the real world would be "3D windows"?

But anyway, fuck it *lΓΌfts your entire house so you get a Zug*

Stoßlüften FTW!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just bcs I was curious what would an exotic image search yield:

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

This is too 3D even for me

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The car I'm living in has a button that makes them roll down.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh man, that's luxury. Did you make it yourself?

https://youtu.be/1uG6grzdUf8

Edit: Not trying to poke fun, I just loving sharing this clip with people

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's a "German 3D window"? I don't think I've ever seen one.

But the windows on the house I'm currently living in open similarly to the picture in your post, only sideways.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This atrocity. This is what WW2 was about

[–] OnionMummy@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This actually looks amazing

[–] sxan@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are. They're really expensive in the States, when you can find them, but almost every modern window (in Bavaria, at least) is one of these. They also come door-sized, so you can either open an outside door to walk through, or tilt it from the top to circulate air.

OP is probably just too dumb to figure out how to work them; they're fantastic, and I wish they were common here in the States.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The fact that they come in door sizes is new to me, but that sounds magical. Now if only bugs didn't see a cracked door or window and think it's free real-estate.

[–] SJSmith@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Screens for keeping bugs out!

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[–] warm@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's pretty standard on most new window installs across Western Europe, it's not exclusive to Germany at all.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

Austria getting away with the exact same crimes once again. /s

[–] QuestionMark@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most windows are like this in my country. They are definitely not an atrocity.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I wish my windows worked like that!

Edit: And my DOORS!

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doors, lol.

Fuck you, my house has a drawbridge now!

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Now there's an idea.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They slide up

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I live in Vancouver, Canada, in a townhouse with windows that swing out from the side like these:

See how little that window is open? That's very likely the MAXIMUM it can be open which is dumb as hell.

They also make it impossible to hang a window air conditioner which means you're limited to the significantly less efficient portable air conditioners. But even then you can't form a good seal between the exhaust pipe and the window, which make them even less efficient.

Fuck my windows. We're not allowed to change them even though we own the townhouse because the strata wants to keep all the townhouses consistent. So fuck stratas as well. And the worst part is I see these types of windows EVERYWHERE in new construction around Vancouver.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

But even then you can’t form a good seal between the exhaust pipe and the window

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07BPZGJ3B

[–] Today@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In the US - I just installed an awning window like that. My other current windows slide up from the bottom. When I replace them I will get double hung windows that slide both down from the top and up from the bottom.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

double hung windows

oh that's cool, never heard of that. The panes just kind of overlap in the middle if they want to

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Double-hung windows are probably the most common type in US single-family houses.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My architect friend has them and loves them! He can open bottoms on one side of the house and uppers on the other side with a fan to let cool air in and warm air out.

[–] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Both side ? Mine open either Up or right

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

hinge in the middle?

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

It's missing the most important question:

  • Do your windows open inwards or outwards!?
[–] ghashul@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago

My windows can open either to the side or kip, which is opening our from the top.

[–] CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try, Baba Yaga.

Now, the serious answer is a few windows slide sideways and a few others slide up and down. All have screens to keep bugs out.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

You have sliding puzzle windows?

[–] monovergent@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Both top and bottom, but opening the top half leaves a gap between the pane and screen while the mechanism for the bottom half is broken, so it falls back down unless I prop it up with a stick.

[–] Winthrowe@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Neither. One half slides left over the other half.

[–] Brad@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

I have that in most rooms in my house, and in one room the bottom part slides up.

Ours can open all the way either left or right side, or a bit on top (opens inwards on all sides). The way it opens up top is nice to get some circulation going, and is also secure enough to be still covered by insurance in unlikely event someone would break in (appartment is on the first floor, but somewhat elevated. Bottom of the windows are about 2m from the ground).

We also have a mesh on the outsite of the frame to prevent insects from flying in regardless of which way they open.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Mine are attached on one side and open outwards. So when fully open (looking down from above) they make an L shape. There's a little like crank handle you rotate to open/close them.

I don't really like this style, but that's what came with the house.

Edit: They're casement windows, here's a pic:

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I never understood the crank handle for floor level windows, still - pretty unique

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If you need to operate them while it's really windy they're a lifesaver. I guess you could go for sliding windows to address the same problem, but I've had trouble with those.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They are good for that, but sometimes the little arm falls out of the track, then you have to remove the screen and put it back in. Always great during a torrential downpour..... Not that I'd know from experience haha.

I'd love to see how some of those German window types would work here.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, I've never experienced that one.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Open it at the bottom for a breeze, or at the top to let the stank out.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Not like that. We don't wanna look like a communist.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some that slide up from the bottom, and some that swing out like a door.

My last house had some like in your thumbnail, some ancient ones with (layers of) small windowlets that slid sideways, and some modern door-style ones as well.

[–] 6R1MR34P3R@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

horizontal slide only have one that goes up towards the outside on an upper bathroom

[–] handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

The American way: up and down but it’s always closed because the AC is running.

[–] Defectus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I just break the glass and replace it when I need to open the window

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