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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 234 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, no - It's because it's mechahitler that this contract is now in place.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 115 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

And all the pentagons info is compromised…

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 76 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I've seen this movie.

"The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug ~~Skynet~~ Grok in."

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

~~Grok~~ Mechahitler.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought about this movie

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Elon thinks he's Tony Stark when he's clearly Justin Hammer.

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

[–] IllNess@infosec.pub 32 points 2 weeks ago

That's why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

“Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Trump is letting the baby have its bottle. that's all this is. hand him a cookie every now and again so he stops crying. The administration is treating Musk like a toddler.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That doesn't make sense. The US government doesn't have to treat musk at all.

It's quid pro quo. The only question is what for

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh I can't wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

We don't use O rings because there's no 'O' in "Hitler"

[–] Cuboos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

I understood that reference.

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Living outside the US I'm not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon's incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I'm... I don't know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should be more terrified. And also more glad

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They want to use mecha hitler without having to build mecha hitler

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The UN should consider nuking this.. this … whatever it is that is left of the USA to Kingdom Come.

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I identify strongly with the frustration in this sentiment.

But you do realise the US is the foremost nuclear power in the world? Right?

That's why the world should have done anything and everything possible to keep US from falling into fascist hands. But now it's too late.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks "ooh we should hire it!"

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Certainly wouldn’t be the first time.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

He got back $200M of his $288M election donation.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?

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oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg.... what a surprise this world is

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

As we all know, Hitler was a brilliant mind regarding military matters. Mecha Hitler can only improve on that!

/S. Seriously, the bastard wasn't competent at military affairs. Thankfully. Here's hoping that Grok guides Musk and company into the grave.

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[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

What could possibly go wrong?

[–] trailee@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

The new offering includes custom national security tools, AI-powered science and health applications, and cleared engineering support for classified environments.

What happens in the SCIF stays in the…oh fuck it, never mind - send it to the cloud for processing. What could go wrong?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

MechaHitler will be right at home

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 2 weeks ago

There's the grift.

[–] Kurious84@eviltoast.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

See?! I knew Elon and his main minion Trump were playfighting.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

On the plus side, the first thing it's gonna do is nuke Israel

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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

"We are gonna use MechaHitler for good we promise"

[–] vala@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

THEY WERE ON A BREAK

[–] lack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck guys, who wished for 'real life tony stark, lol' on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

I do not welcome our robot overlords.

[–] Rhino1199@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Haven't people seen Johnny English 3 :P

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