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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 110 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 3 months ago (11 children)

As I say to the onion-haters, "They're in almost all the food you enjoy: you just don't know it."

[–] natecox@programming.dev 35 points 3 months ago

So is plastic, apparently, but nobody is insisting that if I would only eat it prepared differently that I would love it.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Disagree, one of the reasons I'm an onion hater is precisely because they're in flipping everything. Anything savoury is likely to have that pervasive thickness that chases any other flavour out.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You're not wrong. I love onions, but I will freely admit that they are a powerful flavor and they are basically in everything.

I will note that if you're in this camp, that if you soak your onions in water for a couple minutes after slicing they are significantly less pungent, and will allow you to taste the other stuff better without sacrificing the texture they add

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

“deflaming”

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (13 children)

The more you cut, the more you break cell walls, and the more pungent the onion becomes.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 3 months ago

Finally. ty.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Especially when cooked

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Especially after you factor in cooking. How fast. How hot. What method.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 42 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's about the texture, the consistency and how much onion you get with your bite.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Exactly. Putting rings of onion in, say, a pot of chili would make it have a weird texture, as would dicing them finely for a French onion soup.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Just shovel them into my mouth. 👀

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I too love red onions.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'd eat an onion like an apple.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t even touched your onion plate

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Kathy Bates has entered the chat

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I had a roommate that was obsessed with replicating the McDonald's dollar menu hamburger. He said the finely chopped onions made all the difference.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

They absolutely do. He is correct.

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They are actually dehydrated to ship then rehydrated in the store also

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 13 points 3 months ago

it's like different shapes of pasta all over again

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'd argue that they all taste like licking a 9v battery.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Maybe I should start licking batteries, then. I had no idea they tasted so delicious.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that may be a sign you’re allergic

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

this well describes a taste I got when eating shrimp which otherwise had no reaction before I had a full blown puff your face up and trouble breathing from eating a different shellfish.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago

Related: Daniel Gritzer of Serious Eats explored different ways to mince garlic, finding that some methods significantly increased garlic's pungency/strength (and also that long cooking methods negate much of this difference)

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

None of those are "finely sliced rings", though...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Sorry, OP, that’s the way the cookie crumbles. RIP.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah every single cut here will fill your mouth with red onion gas like a WW1 trench fight. The bottom right is possibly acceptable depending on what it's going in. Top left could work in some salsas. Rest are just "chunks of onion."

Some people love it, but if you want to turn a first-timer away from fresh red onions for life, give them large ass chunks that overwhelm the rest of the dish.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

Top right, with sliced tomato, on a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese.

So good...

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

For the 3 on the right side, it matters quite a bit whether you slice in direction from root to stem or cross, root to stem is much better.

https://youtu.be/NUXKbBEjSqU

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

.......

yeah?

is this actually news to anyone?

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I ALREADY KNEW THIS! HEY EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW I ALREADY KNEW THIS?!?"

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Sharp, bitter, stomach pains.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I want to argue you, but I can't.

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