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[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

THIS IS FOOD

mix it together to make Filk

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.

[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

filkthylfenidate

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ah yes breakfast of champions

  • methylphenidate
  • liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
  • something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As NT-master race, had to look it up:

methylphenidate = Ritalin

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do people... go back to the tabs they leave open?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

only if there's something more important I'm supposed to be doing lol

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs

That's the methylphenidate talking.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hahaha yeah it's definitely just 6

(I just checked, it's 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

6 is about my limit before the Au* part of my AuDHD kicks in and I exasperatedly shove them all into the bookmarks folder

we don't talk about the bookmarks folder

*suspected, full disclaimer (my evaluator said my insurance would only pay for one diagnosis lol)

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?

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[–] GolfNovemberUniform@infosec.pub 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is more healthy than the average diet.

[–] pwnOrbitals@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would recemmend reading the book "ultra processed people" to understand why I strongly disagree

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you think a burger with fries and a sugary soda would be better?

Actual fresh vegetables, eggs, and brown rice would be healthier of course.

[–] pwnOrbitals@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

A burger with fries and coke is not "average diet", not even in the US, lots of research on that

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea comparing a meal that was designed to be fast and nutritious to a meal that's designed purely on how much money it makes with the most addictive and tasty ingredients isn't very equal XD

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I genuinely have no idea which is which in your post. Any mass produced processed food is made to be addicting first and foremost.

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know that brand of meal replacement but i'd be surprised if it was anywehere near addictive and delicious XD

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"fast and nutritious" definitely sounds like the 2 things our brains are looking for in a food source. Mixed with a pepsi i would say you might as well just have boxed pancakes and syrup

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[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

At least Frank Thelen wouldnt get your money then

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

It's already supposed to be a balanced diet with fiber and protein, wouldn't bread throw off the balance?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this combination work for you? Have you tried an SNRI like venlafaxin?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It works really well for me! Since I've been on both, my mood has been ok almost every day, for the first time since puberty (10-15 years ago). Psych said that's a known effect of this exact combo.

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hope that's decaf. Methylphenidate and caffeine really don't mix well.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've had zero issues and my psych hadn't said anything either

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Lucky you! I'm just getting started so I'm not allowed to drink caffeine as it would falsify the effects. The "manual" (Packungsbeilage in German) also says that caffeine can have an adverse effect, making you completely jittery and unable to concentrate. But every person is different and you lucked out I suppose.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

Better than the alternative of simply not eating anything.

Some nutrition is better than no nutrition.

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.

yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)

[–] helix@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Zero Zucker

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)

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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.

Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is so disgusting!

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