THIS IS FOOD
mix it together to make Filk
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If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?
If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.
I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood
filkthylfenidate
Pood
ah yes breakfast of champions
- methylphenidate
- liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
- something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
As NT-master race, had to look it up:
methylphenidate = Ritalin
look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!
Do people... go back to the tabs they leave open?
only if there's something more important I'm supposed to be doing lol
able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs
That's the methylphenidate talking.
Hahaha yeah it's definitely just 6
(I just checked, it's 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)
6 is about my limit before the Au* part of my AuDHD kicks in and I exasperatedly shove them all into the bookmarks folder
we don't talk about the bookmarks folder
*suspected, full disclaimer (my evaluator said my insurance would only pay for one diagnosis lol)
Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?
Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?
The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?
In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.
"Fresh"
I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.
This is more healthy than the average diet.
I would recemmend reading the book "ultra processed people" to understand why I strongly disagree
Do you think a burger with fries and a sugary soda would be better?
Actual fresh vegetables, eggs, and brown rice would be healthier of course.
A burger with fries and coke is not "average diet", not even in the US, lots of research on that
Yea comparing a meal that was designed to be fast and nutritious to a meal that's designed purely on how much money it makes with the most addictive and tasty ingredients isn't very equal XD
I genuinely have no idea which is which in your post. Any mass produced processed food is made to be addicting first and foremost.
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At least Frank Thelen wouldnt get your money then
I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.
genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.
It's already supposed to be a balanced diet with fiber and protein, wouldn't bread throw off the balance?
Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).
What are the other pills?
The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.
Does this combination work for you? Have you tried an SNRI like venlafaxin?
It works really well for me! Since I've been on both, my mood has been ok almost every day, for the first time since puberty (10-15 years ago). Psych said that's a known effect of this exact combo.
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Better than the alternative of simply not eating anything.
Some nutrition is better than no nutrition.
I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.
yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Zero Zucker
U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)
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Mahlzeit!
Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.
Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.
My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'
A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?
This is so disgusting!
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